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- Today, at my job as a cashier, I told two young boys who had no parents with them to stop playing.… Today, my teacher announced that a project was due next week. This would've been fine, if we hadn't… Today, at work, I was yelled at by a mom for putting gravy on her daughter's mashed potatoes, even…
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