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Warmastah

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 17 October 1991 (24 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 392
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Warmastah : I made mistakes, so I come here to feel good about myself while reading others bigger mistakes... Im evil i guess, and im proud of it.

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Warmastah's favorite FMLs

Today, I went down on my boyfriend for the first time. Afterwards, he laid on the bed, silent and naked in the fetal position, I had to sit there stroking his head for an hour. I think I raped my boyfriend. FML

by Anonymous / 12/11/2011 at 6:54am / Australia (Victoria) / Intimacy

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, he farted. He blamed it on a "nearby frog." FML

by Gabriela / 11/22/2011 at 8:00pm / Intimacy

Today, I found Jesus. The bad news, he was in the form of a concrete statue falling on my car. FML

by religionbites621 / 11/22/2011 at 12:18pm / United States (Tennessee) / Transportation

Today, my mom read my diary. Then she frantically booked me an appointment with a psychiatrist. FML

by ughh / 11/22/2011 at 8:22am / United States / Health