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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 17 October 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 228
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Warmastah : I made mistakes, so I come here to feel good about myself while reading others bigger mistakes... Im evil i guess, and im proud of it.

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Today, I went down on my boyfriend for the first time. Afterwards, he laid on the bed, silent and naked in the fetal position, I had to sit there stroking his head for an hour. I think I raped my boyfriend. FML

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166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48687) - you deserved it (7739)

On 12/11/2011 at 6:54am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, he farted. He blamed it on a "nearby frog." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30233) - you deserved it (5256)

On 11/22/2011 at 8:00pm - intimacy - by Gabriela -

Today, I found Jesus. The bad news, he was in the form of a concrete statue falling on my car. FML

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114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33009) - you deserved it (3130)

On 11/22/2011 at 12:18pm - misc - by religionbites621 - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my mom read my diary. Then she frantically booked me an appointment with a psychiatrist. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29625) - you deserved it (5342)

On 11/22/2011 at 8:22am - health - by ughh (woman) - United States



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