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About Warmastah : I made mistakes, so I come here to feel good about myself while reading others bigger mistakes... Im evil i guess, and im proud of it.
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Today, I went down on my boyfriend for the first time. Afterwards, he laid on the bed, silent and naked in the fetal position, I had to sit there stroking his head for an hour. I think I raped my boyfriend. FML
Friday 4 September 2015