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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 3 July 1990 (24 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1555
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, as a joke, I hid under my parents' bed, hoping to scare them when they came home. When they finally arrived, they burst through their bedroom door, tearing each other's clothes off. I had to keep my breath in time with my mom's panting and moaning as my dad brutally dominated her. FML

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425 comments

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On 07/14/2011 at 3:35pm - intimacy - by gir - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I had to bail my dad out of jail, for beating up my boyfriend, for sleeping with my mom. FML

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506 comments

I agree, your life sucks (130154) - you deserved it (7321)

On 07/13/2011 at 2:32am - intimacy - by whyme102008 - United States (Texas)

Today, my wife actually had the balls to tell me that we can't have sex for the rest of her nine month pregnancy, because according to her, "I don't want twins." FML

#17004643
390 comments

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On 07/06/2011 at 7:35pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boyfriend tried to tell me that he was worried our child might not be mine because he was cheating on me when I got pregnant. FML

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443 comments

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On 06/29/2011 at 7:52pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, my boyfriend said that to be extra careful he's been taking my birth control pills too. FML

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361 comments

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On 06/27/2011 at 9:55am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, as I passed my fiancé the pancakes I had just made, he vocalised his happiness with a groan that was EXACTLY like the one he makes when we have sex. So on a sexiness rating, I'm a pancake. FML

#16830910
351 comments

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On 06/24/2011 at 6:45am - intimacy - by Eve (woman) - Ireland (Cork)

Today, my boyfriend and I were making out when he sweetly whispered in my ear "it's not gonna suck itself." FML

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266 comments

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On 06/07/2011 at 2:51am - intimacy - by Username - United States (Texas)

Today, I saw a hot guy at the laundromat. Wanting an excuse to talk to him, I tossed a pair of my red underwear into his washer. What I didn't realize was that he was washing his whites. Thanks to me, he now has an entire load of pink shirts and boxers. FML

#16374822
208 comments

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On 05/27/2011 at 4:52pm - love - by nicole - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I saw a hot guy at the laundromat. Wanting an excuse to talk to him, I tossed a pair of my red underwear into his washer. What I didn't realize was that he was washing his whites. Thanks to me, he now has an entire load of pink shirts and boxers. FML

#16374822
208 comments

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On 05/27/2011 at 4:52pm - love - by nicole - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I woke up to a mosquito feeding on my morning wood; probably the only thing that will ever suck my penis. FML

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192 comments

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On 05/21/2011 at 5:07am - intimacy - by no one - United States (Alaska)

Today, I went bowling with some friends. After a few beers I was showing off spinning the ball around on the tip of my finger. One trip to the ER and two crushed nuts later, I've found that mixing alcohol and heavy shiny balls is not a good idea. FML

#16216813
125 comments

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On 05/17/2011 at 12:28am - intimacy - by paulwatson93 (man) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I walked in on my brother slipping into a pair of panties. Specifically, a pair of my panties. FML

#16161340
145 comments

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On 05/13/2011 at 7:06pm - intimacy - by Uhmm... - Canada (Quebec)

Today, while making love to my wife, I let slip her sister's name. I don't think it would calm her down much if I told the truth: I was actually thinking of an ex girlfriend who shares the same name. FML

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234 comments

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On 05/13/2011 at 1:08pm - intimacy - by scalmon - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my boyfriend came over to have dinner with my parents. They got quite drunk, and my mom shouted at him, "Have you had sex with my daughter?" As he was shaking his head, my dad said, "I have" in a really creepy voice, thinking it would be funny. It wasn't. FML

#16126147
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60782) - you deserved it (4740)

On 05/11/2011 at 1:17am - intimacy - by Chels (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my phone alarm woke me up. It had fallen under my boyfriend's bed. Naked, I got on all fours to retrieve it. My boyfriend's dog stuck his nose in my ass. FML

#16101317
250 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41308) - you deserved it (17424)

On 05/09/2011 at 2:08am - intimacy - by coldwetnose (woman) - United States



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