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Wani
  • Town/Country : Dunedin, New Zealand
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 21 September 1987 (25 years)
  • Number of visits : 423
  • Number of comments : 26
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I was making love to my boyfriend, when he said "I love you, baby." I told him to go deeper, but instead of doing so, he decided to completely kill the mood by stopping and saying it again in a Barry White type voice. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15569) - you deserved it (6888)

On 04/01/2012 at 2:38pm - intimacy - by anonymous - United States

Today, a guy came by my house and demanded my fiancé come out and fight. He explained that my fiancé had been stupid enough to not only troll on a local interest forum, but to leave his name and our address, inviting people to "come shut me up if you think you're tough enough." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18690) - you deserved it (2150)

On 03/11/2012 at 10:49pm - misc - by me (woman) - United States (Colorado)



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