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Wambachuki
  • Town/Country : Australia
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 25 January 1995 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 266
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I watched as my dad noticed a spider on the ceiling. Instead of getting a shoe, he pulled out a 9mm and shot it. I'm not sure if this is an epic win or a sign that my family is crazy. FML

#19903364
314 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23759) - you deserved it (2625)

On 07/07/2012 at 2:10am - misc - by kalikanna - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I failed my driving test. I rammed into the parallel parking poles, ran a stop sign, and stopped at a cross intersection. My instructor called me an idiot. FML

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On 03/27/2012 at 10:38pm - misc - by Brittany (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I woke up in jail charged with a DWI. I wasn't drinking last night and the only thing I remember is taking my prescription sleep medicine and lying down. FML

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144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21229) - you deserved it (1729)

On 03/25/2012 at 9:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I found out that when my girlfriend said she gave up sex for lent, it was just with me and not my brother. FML

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129 comments

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On 03/25/2012 at 9:11am - intimacy - by ohno - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I kicked my dog's toy snake out of my way. Then I realised my dog doesn't have a toy snake. FML

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80 comments

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On 03/25/2012 at 1:49am - animals - by uh-oh - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. She's a sock puppet. FML

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270 comments

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On 02/01/2011 at 9:32pm - intimacy - by seepeezy32 -

Today, I found out that my mother in-law's flight home is canceled, and that she's staying three more days. FML

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On 12/28/2010 at 1:21am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)



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