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Today, a man I don't know came up to me and started screaming about how "all you damn Mexicans were stealing American's jobs" and he stormed off. I'm Native American, and I'm pretty sure we've been here longer. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (51246) - you deserved it (4072)

On 01/21/2010 at 7:45pm - misc - by hardtotell (woman) - United States (Utah)

Today, while at work at a maternity and baby clothes store, I was supposed to send out an email about our "Beat the Clock" sale. After it was sent to over 500 people, I realized that I'd misspelled the subject line. It read, "Beat the Cock Sale." FML

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On 01/14/2010 at 10:55am - work - by Oops (woman) - United States (Georgia)



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