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  • Birth Date : Monday 16 May 1988 (26 years)
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Today, I took my girlfriend to meet my parents at a family dinner. There was plenty of alcohol on offer, as is normal at our get-togethers. She got blind drunk and ended up crying to my mum about how I can't please her because I have a small penis and my oral sucks. FML

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On 10/25/2013 at 6:08pm - intimacy - by Dick the Greater (man) -

Today, I woke up and found $30 slipped under my door with a note that read, "Please buy yourself a quieter vibrator. -Mom and Dad." FML

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On 09/09/2013 at 11:15am - intimacy - by anon (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I went to a concert with my girlfriend. Some guy grabbed her ass, and I tried to fight him. I ended up with a concussion and a messed up jaw. Her? Oh, she beat the shit out of him while I was unconscious. FML

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On 01/01/2013 at 5:30am - health - by Anonymous - United States (Kansas)



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