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Waffle_Fry
  • Town/Country : anywherebuthereville, US
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 910
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About Waffle_Fry : Ello. I am just your average everyday teenage girl that deals witht the horrors(whores as well) of high school.

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Today, I told my girlfriend I needed someone to talk to because I just found out my aunt has cancer. She told me to talk to her in an hour, Spongebob was on. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (51456) - you deserved it (3763)

On 03/31/2009 at 10:23pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. I then watched across a 6 lane street as someone stole my bike. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (736166) - you deserved it (73979)

On 02/20/2009 at 3:29am - misc - by Mick (man) - United States (Colorado)



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