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Today, my boyfriend changed his relationship status on Facebook to "Single" and his status to "I'm not kidding, leave your key on the counter." FML


I agree, your life sucks (36756) - you deserved it (3505)

On 01/10/2012 at 12:52am - love - by Janie (woman) - United States

Today, my teacher started talking about me quietly to the stuffed cat, called Rufus, that she keeps on her desk. FML


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On 01/10/2012 at 12:25am - work - by jumbledgirl (woman) - United States

Today, I played Taboo with my boyfriend and my conservative family. It was my boyfriend's turn and his word was "cherry". His only clue to me was, "I popped your..." He was the only one who found it funny. FML


I agree, your life sucks (37362) - you deserved it (5115)

On 12/04/2011 at 12:44am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was driving my drunk best friend and his "new friend" back to his house. Halfway, this new friend started to give him head. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30854) - you deserved it (3486)

On 12/04/2011 at 12:35am - intimacy - by aninnocentonlooker - United States (California)

Today, a man tried to rob the winery I worked at by knife-point. I managed to scare him off by throwing a bottle of wine at him. My boss fired me because I broke a $25 bottle of wine. FML


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On 12/04/2011 at 12:19am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was casually shopping at Walmart. Everything was normal until the young guy browsing the aisle next to me suddenly approached me and whispered "sperm" into my ear. My spine has never experienced a chill like this one before. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31445) - you deserved it (3789)

On 11/30/2011 at 10:11pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, somebody ordered pizza and sent it to the house across the street from them, so they could shoot at the pizza guy with an air-soft gun from the upstairs of their house. I was that delivery guy. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30520) - you deserved it (1920)

On 10/13/2011 at 4:17am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

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