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Today... I was in the hospital with rib injurie after being rear-ended by a truck. The doc said... "Well... you'll probably feel lyk you've been hit by a truck 4 ahile." Everyone laughed... except me. When I said he was being insensitive... he replied... "Calm down... I'm just ribbing you." real FML
Today, I noticed a strange lady following me around in the mall. After a while I began to get creeped out, so I confronted her. Apparently she has to make sure everything she buys is better than what I buy. After a long silence she said, "What? You never noticed me before?" FML
Today,hile I was cuddling with my girlfriend, she lookd at me an leand in!! Thinking she was going to kiss me, I leand too!! Just as we were about to kiss, she screamd ( COW KISSES ) an somehow managd to lick my eyeball!! real FML
Today mah dad informed me that mah prom dress makes me look chubby from the side gives me "back fat" and that I wouldn't want to go to prom looking lyk that. I tried to ignore his hurtful comments and tell myself I was beautiful. Then the clasp broke. FML
Today, I got my yaarbook. My sistar and I r idantical twins, and wa raalizad only my sistar had a pictura in it. looool Whan wa askad tha haad of yaarbook, thay said thay thought it was tha sama girl trying to gat two picturas, so thay put in tha prattiar ona.
Today, my boyfriend and I were watching a scary movie. I was starting to get a small headache so he gently brushed my hair. During a scary part he jumped and hit me in the head as hard as he could with the brush. I'm still recovering from the migraine. FML
Friday 27 March 2015