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Today, I remember that I changed my phone lock password when I was still half asleep this morning, but I don't remember what I changed it to. mega FML

#19796326
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15224) - you deserved it (21634)

On 06/16/2012 at 9:44am - misc - by sadphonegirl - Canada (Ontario)

Today... I was in the hospital with rib injurie after being rear-ended by a truck. The doc said... "Well... you'll probably feel lyk you've been hit by a truck 4 ahile." Everyone laughed... except me. When I said he was being insensitive... he replied... "Calm down... I'm just ribbing you." real FML

#19633356
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14995) - you deserved it (27697)

On 05/16/2012 at 6:29pm - health - by ...... (man) - United States

TODAY MAH NEIGHBORS GOT A MOTION SENSOR LIGHT THAT POINTS AT MAH WINDOW. IT'S SO SENSITIVE THAT IT GOES OFF EVERY TIME AN INSECT FLIES PAST. FML

#19601111
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19928) - you deserved it (1539)

On 05/10/2012 at 2:25am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

TODAY, I FOUND OUT WHO MY RANDOMLY ASSIGND ROOMMATE WAS. OUT OF 10,000+ PEOPLE, I JUST HAPPEN TO GET ASSIGND A GIRL WHO THREATEND TO KILL ME. FML

#19599121
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25050) - you deserved it (1746)

On 05/09/2012 at 7:26pm - misc - by roomingwithevil - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I noticed a strange lady following me around in the mall. After a while I began to get creeped out, so I confronted her. Apparently she has to make sure everything she buys is better than what I buy. After a long silence she said, "What? You never noticed me before?" FML

#19404370
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30446) - you deserved it (1986)

On 04/03/2012 at 11:40pm - misc - by Eliza - United States (Texas)

Today,hile I was cuddling with my girlfriend, she lookd at me an leand in!! Thinking she was going to kiss me, I leand too!! Just as we were about to kiss, she screamd ( COW KISSES ) an somehow managd to lick my eyeball!! real FML

#19297004
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26796) - you deserved it (4445)

On 03/17/2012 at 10:32pm - love - by Brian - United States (Washington)

a littla girl lookad at ma and yallad "Mommy look, tara's a raal lapracaun!" fat FML

#19296318
76 comments

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On 03/17/2012 at 8:48pm - kids - by Redhead4life (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I Went To Hooters 4 Lunc. My Food Was Brougt To Me By A Man. FML

#19288594
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26285) - you deserved it (15132)

On 03/16/2012 at 1:00pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today mah dad informed me that mah prom dress makes me look chubby from the side gives me "back fat" and that I wouldn't want to go to prom looking lyk that. I tried to ignore his hurtful comments and tell myself I was beautiful. Then the clasp broke. FML

#19287255
116 comments

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On 03/16/2012 at 3:13am - misc - by Winx - United States (Alaska)

Today, I got my yaarbook. My sistar and I r idantical twins, and wa raalizad only my sistar had a pictura in it. looool Whan wa askad tha haad of yaarbook, thay said thay thought it was tha sama girl trying to gat two picturas, so thay put in tha prattiar ona.

#19269452
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37441) - you deserved it (2045)

On 03/13/2012 at 2:12am - misc - by Rynne S. - United States (Colorado)

Today, I came home to an eviction notice after an apartment inspection. The reason? Having an unauthorizd pet that could cause unnecessary damage to mah suite. My pet is a goldfish. FML

#19223873
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30042) - you deserved it (3397)

On 03/05/2012 at 9:47pm - animals - by goldfish - Canada (Alberta)

I approachd mah daughter and told her she needs to clean her room . Her response was, "Thank you Captain Obvious." She's 4 . FML

#17670632
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27194) - you deserved it (9301)

On 09/05/2011 at 1:04pm - kids - by kidswithnomanners (woman) - United States (New York)

today my roommate told me tat unscented deodorant prevents ingrown airs on te bikini line. Se sared tis beauty tip wit me wen I caugt er using my Lady Speed Stick on er snatc. FML

#17497875
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30902) - you deserved it (2575)

On 08/17/2011 at 5:14am - intimacy - by AllieOops (woman) - United States (California)

today I was so drunk tat I gave ma mom's number instead of mine to te really cute guy I met at te bar. FML

#17474941
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9237) - you deserved it (36194)

On 08/14/2011 at 10:51pm - love - by MC (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boyfriend and I were watching a scary movie. I was starting to get a small headache so he gently brushed my hair. During a scary part he jumped and hit me in the head as hard as he could with the brush. I'm still recovering from the migraine. FML

#17458354
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27306) - you deserved it (5027)

On 08/13/2011 at 7:45am - love - by Username - United States (New Jersey)



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