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Today, my brother called me, asking if I could help him do his taxes. Since he's a high school and college dropout, I thought all I had to do was a 1040EZ. No, last year he made more than twice what I earn, through self-employment. I have two Master's degrees and work at Burger King. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27378) - you deserved it (5892)

On 03/01/2013 at 9:35pm - misc - by tax-man - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I downloaded a movie that I already own on DVD, because I was feeling too lazy to get up and fetch it from the living room. I think I've hit rock bottom. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8116) - you deserved it (32810) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 02/21/2013 at 7:16pm - misc - by lolo - Israel (HaDarom)

Today, as I was leaving for my chemistry exam, I stepped on one of the countless sheets of chemistry notes that littered the floor following last night's studying. I managed to slip and knock myself out in my own living room. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18690) - you deserved it (4290)

On 02/02/2013 at 2:50am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Arizona)

Today, during my first day as a medical intern in a new ward, I was performing a rectal exam. My supervisor thought it would be funny to burst into the room and scream, "Who are you?! You don't even work here, you pervert!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41287) - you deserved it (3134) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/30/2013 at 4:57pm - love - by dr mamour - Sent from mobile version

Today, I walked in on my parents discussing how to kill our cat, and how to make it look like an accident. FML

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On 08/18/2011 at 9:38am - animals - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Bexley)

Today, I found out I'm being sued by the man whose life I practically saved a month ago. He says the way I pulled him out of the car he was trapped in has left him with permanent back problems. FML

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273 comments

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On 09/15/2010 at 4:55pm - misc - by Dioxin01 - Canada (Quebec)

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