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About WCARlover : In case you're wondering, WCAR stands for the band We Came As Romans :) I also love the bands A Day to Remember, RED, Asking Alexandria and As I Lay Dying (even though Tim Lambesis has been charged with hiring a hitman to kill his wife D:)
Anyway, have a nice day :D

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WCARlover's favorite FMLs

Today, after getting rear ended by a car, I texted my husband to let him know I was in the hospital. His response? "I'm at Taco Bell." FML

#18515573
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27468) - you deserved it (2906)

On 12/14/2011 at 10:34pm - misc - by Mariah Heimann - United States (Illinois)

Today, my landlord came and beat on my door demanding the rent check. I just got home from a trip and my wife was supposed to pay it while I was away. What happened to the money? Black Friday. FML

#18515072
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26907) - you deserved it (3342)

On 12/14/2011 at 9:46pm - money - by kittyslayer (man) - United States

Today, I was giving my boyfriend a blow job. I thought it was going great and I was doing a good job, until he told me to "stop chomping on it like it's a hot dog." FML

#18513189
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19951) - you deserved it (25113)

On 12/14/2011 at 6:12pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my boyfriend and I got into trouble with his mother for me still being at their house at 1:00 am. I'm 24, he's 22 and we really were studying. FML

#18492041
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29234) - you deserved it (4345)

On 12/12/2011 at 2:44am - love - by smurfisurfer1 - United States (Kansas)

Today, I sat on the kitchen counter in my boxers for ten minutes running my feet under hot water. Why? Because my dad thought it would be funny to superglue my feet together. FML

#18491637
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29309) - you deserved it (2720)

On 12/12/2011 at 1:38am - misc - by lucas - United States (Alaska)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, saying we're too different. His only example? He likes ham and I don't. FML

#18490588
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29726) - you deserved it (3950)

On 12/11/2011 at 11:46pm - love - by PunkChik27 - United States (Ohio)

Today, my coworker friend told me she was going to the restroom. Soon after, I did the same. Once in the stall, I could smell a stench emanating from the next one. I yelled, "Ew, you stinky bitch" and sprayed air freshener under the partition. As I left the stall, my friend walked into the restroom. FML

#18490582
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8965) - you deserved it (40875)

On 12/11/2011 at 11:46pm - work - by stinky (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I found out that my father died a little over a year ago. I don't know what's worse; the fact that I don't care or the fact that in his will all he wanted was me not to attend his funeral. FML

#18489810
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31135) - you deserved it (6199)

On 12/11/2011 at 10:38pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my wife and I had a huge fight. I was getting ready to go to sleep on the couch when she came downstairs and grabbed a very large metal spoon. I'm afraid to go to sleep. FML

#18489765
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21803) - you deserved it (3693)

On 12/11/2011 at 10:33pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my mom gave me my boyfriend's boxers that she'd washed after finding them in my camping bag. The boxers had "Big Banana" written all over them, along with pictures of bananas. FML

#18467948
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9574) - you deserved it (24266)

On 12/09/2011 at 11:26am - love - by LinaLinaYeah (woman) - Canada

Today, my dad finally decided to give me the "sex talk." It was going fine until he said, "If you ever decide to have sex, picture my face like this" and pointed to his face, which had a creepy, intense stare. He just ruined sex for me. Forever. FML

#18467751
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42166) - you deserved it (5131)

On 12/09/2011 at 10:40am - intimacy - by Aly (woman) - United States

Today, after my roommate decided to become a vegetarian, her new food choices are making her pass deadly, nauseating gas all night. We have a busted window that won't open. I'm afraid I may not live to see tomorrow morning. FML

#18467127
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26612) - you deserved it (2150)

On 12/09/2011 at 7:23am - misc - by pinkleopleurodon - United States

Today, I was set up on a blind date. When I arrived, the person waiting for me was a woman. It appears that my friends have always thought I was a lesbian, and that they 'played along' when I talked about guys. FML

#18466440
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31434) - you deserved it (2768)

On 12/09/2011 at 2:56am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I told my boyfriend about how a few years ago I had cancer, and how I underwent radiation therapy. His response? "Did you glow in the dark?" FML

#18466406
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29032) - you deserved it (3407)

On 12/09/2011 at 2:41am - health - by GlowInTheDark (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my wife is totally convinced that she was abducted by aliens last night, all because she fell out of bed. FML

#18464914
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22044) - you deserved it (2231)

On 12/08/2011 at 11:15pm - misc - by ET (man) - United States (New Hampshire)



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