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  • Number of visits : 15379
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About WCARlover : In case you're wondering, WCAR stands for the band We Came As Romans. I made this profile like 8000 years ago and I'm more into hip hop now...but don't get me wrong, WCAR is still good :)
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Today, I was surprised that my husband suggested we take a shower together to save water. He also suggested we should wear our bathing suits so we don't have to see each others "privates." FML

#18744255
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51754) - you deserved it (4404)

On 01/08/2012 at 7:24am - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, I tried to discipline my two year old son. Whenever I do this, he starts pointing and imitating me, and I can't help but laugh. This explains why he never listens to me. FML

#18735409
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8518) - you deserved it (32503)

On 01/07/2012 at 12:49pm - kids - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my girlfriend told me there was good news and bad news. Bad news: she's pregnant. Good news: I'm probably not the father. FML

#18728659
211 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46927) - you deserved it (3874)

On 01/06/2012 at 7:01pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today, my mother thought it would be a good idea to tell me that I was conceived on an airplane toilet. FML

#18728247
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30207) - you deserved it (2635)

On 01/06/2012 at 6:16pm - intimacy - by Gemma - United Kingdom (Lancashire)

Today, I couldn't contain my laughter when a patient told me she'd named her unborn daughter Twinkie. FML

#18728006
400 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31655) - you deserved it (4835)

On 01/06/2012 at 5:49pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I saw a naked man for the first time in my life. It was the nude model in my art class. I was forced to draw wrinkles and fat rolls in places I didn't even know existed. FML

#18727646
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27287) - you deserved it (4580)

On 01/06/2012 at 5:13pm - misc - by Anonymous - Denmark

Today, I was diagnosed with vertigo. It's like being perpetually drunk, but without any of the fun bits. FML

#18725965
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23572) - you deserved it (1989)

On 01/06/2012 at 12:51pm - health - by aylla - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, as an important meeting with clients was drawing to a close, we all stood up and they bid their farewells. My response was to blurt out, "Hello!" FML

#18701372
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17972) - you deserved it (6834)

On 01/03/2012 at 10:30pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my dad had a day off and was 'bored' so he decided to move our entire kitchen into our living room. We now have no running water, no oven that works and the entire house is a bombsite. He has an entire week off. FML

#18700467
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21858) - you deserved it (1847)

On 01/03/2012 at 9:04pm - misc - by mazzer (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I found out my roomie has lost her only source of income. This means I'm responsible for all the bills and the rent. I would kick her out and get someone else, but she's my mother. FML

#18696209
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29708) - you deserved it (4134)

On 01/03/2012 at 11:35am - money - by cul8erqtpie20 - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, it was our one year anniversary. After a surprise re-creation of our first date, we went home, in the mood for love. The food poisoning from the restaurant had a different idea. FML

#18694109
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27349) - you deserved it (2078)

On 01/03/2012 at 3:14am - love - by snarly1 - United States (California)

Today, I learned how to use a fire extinguisher. Too bad it was on my brand new oven. FML

#18638561
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20150) - you deserved it (3844)

On 12/28/2011 at 9:53pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I'd had it with my mom's addiction to weed, so I told her to choose between me or the weed. I'm currently looking on Craigslist for an apartment. FML

#18523921
363 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34258) - you deserved it (12252)

On 12/15/2011 at 10:55pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, a stoplight dropped square into the bed of my pickup truck. The police think I was attempting to steal it, and my insurance won't cover the damage to my truck. There were no witnesses. FML

#18523510
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29566) - you deserved it (1928)

On 12/15/2011 at 10:16pm - misc - by metallicatime - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was riding the subway, reading a book, when a woman suddenly shoved a flyer over my book. Aghast by her rude gesture, I declined to take the paper. I looked over and noticed it was a flyer for a missing girl. FML

#18522067
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22139) - you deserved it (11769)

On 12/15/2011 at 7:37pm - misc - by Ms. Heartless (woman) - United States (New York)



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