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WCARlover
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  • Number of visits : 22508
  • Number of comments : 1405
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 11 posted

About WCARlover : In case you're wondering, WCAR stands for the band We Came As Romans. I made this profile like 8000 years ago and I'm more into hip hop now...but don't get me wrong, WCAR is still good :)
Also, say hi to my lovely dog in the pic with me; he's generally a lot more happy than he appears in the photo ^-^
Anyway, have a nice day :D

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WCARlover's favorite FMLs

Today, I received a parking fine for $147. My car isn't even worth that much. FML

#19045980
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24163) - you deserved it (7269)

On 02/11/2012 at 2:03am - money - by jam - Australia

Today, I tried to treat a cut on my butt hole with Neosporin. I couldn't see it properly, so I had to use the front-facing camera on my phone. FML

#18973546
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21665) - you deserved it (6623)

On 02/01/2012 at 11:57pm - health - by 11niko (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, after my credit card was stolen, the thief made donations to charitable associations. Now I feel bad for asking for the money back. FML

#18973351
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38184) - you deserved it (3691)

On 02/01/2012 at 11:35pm - money - by zobara - Switzerland

Today, my son learned that when you slide a mug across the kitchen table, it doesn't stop where you expect it to like in the old cartoons. I then learned what it feels like to have a full mug of hot chocolate spilled onto my crotch. FML

#18972583
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24411) - you deserved it (3082)

On 02/01/2012 at 10:11pm - kids - by Bruce (man) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I got stuck in a revolving door. FML

#18972343
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22073) - you deserved it (9235)

On 02/01/2012 at 9:48pm - misc - by pmony - United States (New York)

Today, I flew to England to visit my boyfriend, who has been working there for the past three months. I went to his hotel and waited for him; he never showed up. I called one of his colleagues to ask him what was going on. He had no idea what I was talking about. FML

#18968998
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33509) - you deserved it (3349)

On 02/01/2012 at 2:31pm - love - by mareda (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I tried to open a can with a potato peeler. For a minute I forgot what a can opener looked like. FML

#18924475
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9450) - you deserved it (23841)

On 01/27/2012 at 11:30am - misc - by maryfaithh (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, a truck rear-ended my car and drove off. I could see everything from my office, everything except his license plate. FML

#18923725
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25530) - you deserved it (1731)

On 01/27/2012 at 8:43am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Norway

Today, I went to the gas station, paid the clerk, and drove off without pumping any gas. FML

#18921610
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13908) - you deserved it (36673)

On 01/26/2012 at 11:46pm - money - by ChevRooon - United States

Today, my parents had a long discussion on whether a cut on my arm looked like a vagina. FML

#18921223
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27251) - you deserved it (2811)

On 01/26/2012 at 11:07pm - misc - by HylianFox (woman) - United States

Today, I was apparently tired enough to spray silly string under my armpits rather than deodorant. FML

#18920760
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23553) - you deserved it (6596)

On 01/26/2012 at 10:22pm - misc - by ParkerRommel (man) - United States

Today, I admitted my fear of small spaces to my boyfriend. His response was to immediately lock me in the hall closet. FML

#18918439
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28401) - you deserved it (4449)

On 01/26/2012 at 6:50pm - health - by Bailyboo (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, the vibrator I ordered online was delivered. I'd paid extra to make sure it would be here before the weekend, so I could sneak it into my room while everyone was gone. My dad decided to stay home all day and answer the door ahead of me. FML

#18864460
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30495) - you deserved it (8801)

On 01/20/2012 at 7:29pm - intimacy - by Ouch (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I turned on the news to see a live report about an increase in crime in my town. One minute in, my drunk daughter appears behind the news reporter, butt naked, dancing. FML

#18845928
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41155) - you deserved it (6435)

On 01/18/2012 at 5:30pm - misc - by MakesMeLol (man) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, out of habit, I said "See you later" to a creepy old male customer who stared at my chest the whole time I was serving him. His response was to wink and say, "Oh, you will." FML

#18844355
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29502) - you deserved it (4873)

On 01/18/2012 at 2:02pm - misc - by terrified - United States



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