About WCARlover : In case you're wondering, WCAR stands for the band We Came As Romans :) I also love the bands:
A Day to Remember
RED
Asking Alexandria
As I Lay Dying
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Today, I was at work when someone came in asking me to brush their pet shih tzu. After an hour of vigorously grooming through the multiple knots, I called the owner to collect their dog. When she got here she said, "Oh, did I say brush? I meant shave." FML
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On 07/18/2011 at 3:40pm - work - by StudMuffinette (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, after 8 years in exceptionally difficult veterinarian classes which put me $200,000 in debt, and 7 months of job searching, I finally got a job. I will be inspecting feces for worms while making minimum wage. FML
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On 07/09/2011 at 1:59am - work - by dsbass09 - United States (Florida)
Today, I went out drinking with my friends. Being safe as we were a little intoxicated, we took a taxi back. The cab driver was also drunk. FML
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On 07/06/2011 at 1:06pm - misc - by THOMASisMYname - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I left early from a trashy dance and bought a soda at a Shell station. The clerk asked me if I had been smoking weed. When I replied "No", he said "You mean you always look like that?" FML
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On 06/19/2011 at 2:38am - misc - by notastoner (man) - United States (Washington)
Today, for the first time in my life, a girl has a crush on me. Too bad it's my co-worker's five year old granddaughter. FML
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On 06/18/2011 at 6:00pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)
Today, after a long and tiring day at work, I went to the movies, loaded up on soda, popcorn, and candy. I ended up falling asleep and being woken up two hours later by an usher. FML
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On 06/18/2011 at 5:49pm - misc - by Stormy - United States (Minnesota)
Today, I realised I'm sitting at home alone on a Friday night, watching a documentary online about decomposing elephants. FML
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Today, my girlfriend bought several packs of bottled water, even though we have pure mountain water on tap. She did this because the pile-up of unwashed dishes in the sink makes it virtually impossible to slide a glass under the tap. FML
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On 06/17/2011 at 9:25pm - love - by Anonyme - Switzerland (Fribourg)
Today, I realized that I text my boyfriend more than I see him. He's my next door neighbor. FML
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On 06/17/2011 at 8:31pm - love - by Emily J. - United States (Colorado)
Today, my son's homework was to write a story about what he wants to be when he grows up. He wrote that he plans on being unemployed and living at home until we throw him out, then he'll live under a bridge. He's only 12, but already planning for a future as an unemployed bum. FML
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On 06/15/2011 at 12:46pm - kids - by Seriously (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I was walking to class, when a kid came up behind me and smacked me in the face a few times until I fell to the ground. I rolled over and he said, "Oh shit! Wrong person, my bad." FML
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On 06/15/2011 at 12:42pm - health - by Braxam - United States
Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. As we got to the ticket booth, a couple of girls queued behind us. My boyfriend graciously introduced me as his little sister, and invited the girls to join us. We've been together for two years. FML
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On 06/10/2011 at 7:42pm - love - by sherryberry2013 - United States
Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. As we got to the ticket booth, a couple of girls queued behind us. My boyfriend graciously introduced me as his little sister, and invited the girls to join us. We've been together for two years. FML
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On 06/10/2011 at 7:42pm - love - by sherryberry2013 - United States
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