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WCARlover
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  • Number of visits : 21642
  • Number of comments : 1388
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 11 posted

About WCARlover : In case you're wondering, WCAR stands for the band We Came As Romans. I made this profile like 8000 years ago and I'm more into hip hop now...but don't get me wrong, WCAR is still good :)
Also, say hi to my lovely dog in the pic with me; he's generally a lot more happy than he appears in the photo ^-^
Anyway, have a nice day :D

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WCARlover's favorite FMLs

Today, I took my kids to the circus. We were having fun, right up until the point they saw an old man dressed as a clown, at which point they screamed, grabbed onto my shorts, and managed to accidentally pull them down. FML

#17396996
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25429) - you deserved it (3094)

On 08/07/2011 at 1:14pm - kids - by SheaLili - United States (California)

Today, in one fell swoop, my testicles and spirits were simultaneously crushed into submission by the girl I like. FML

#17389169
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25919) - you deserved it (4281)

On 08/06/2011 at 5:34pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was going to kiss my girlfriend for the first time. As I leaned in, closed my eyes, and was about to kiss her, she pushed me away and said, "Not with that pimple on your chin." FML

Today, I learned from the noise outside my window that construction workers start their days at 5 AM. FML

#17385440
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23400) - you deserved it (2841)

On 08/06/2011 at 5:28am - health - by LH0026 (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I came to terms with the fact that my boss owns my soul for the bare minimum wage, and has me so whipped that he probably will for the rest of eternity, or until his ancient, withered, necromantic ass dies. FML

#17367681
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12239) - you deserved it (23118)

On 08/04/2011 at 2:47pm - work - by Username - United States

Today, I went mud wrestling for the first time at a mud bog. After a day of fun and getting cleaned up, I realized that my mom's ring was no longer on my finger. FML

#17366329
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11082) - you deserved it (47313)

On 08/04/2011 at 12:05pm - misc - by meganridner (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my constant bragging to friends caught up with me, and everyone believes I'm a swinger. Because of this, no girl wants to go out with me, in case they become just another notch under my belt. The truth is, I'm still a virgin. FML

#17233163
207 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10580) - you deserved it (92526)

On 07/23/2011 at 7:53pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my boyfriend wanted me to meet the girl he has been cheating on me with. He thinks it makes the cheating more understandable if I see how 'hot' she is. FML

#17165263
351 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60782) - you deserved it (5663)

On 07/18/2011 at 4:21pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Netherlands (Utrecht)

Today, I was at work when someone came in asking me to brush their pet shih tzu. After an hour of vigorously grooming through the multiple knots, I called the owner to collect their dog. When she got here she said, "Oh, did I say brush? I meant shave." FML

#17164804
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30528) - you deserved it (2606)

On 07/18/2011 at 3:40pm - work - by StudMuffinette (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I went out drinking with my friends. Being safe as we were a little intoxicated, we took a taxi back. The cab driver was also drunk. FML

#17000243
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41296) - you deserved it (4159)

On 07/06/2011 at 1:06pm - misc - by THOMASisMYname - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I left early from a trashy dance and bought a soda at a Shell station. The clerk asked me if I had been smoking weed. When I replied "No", he said "You mean you always look like that?" FML

#16740090
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32542) - you deserved it (5301)

On 06/19/2011 at 2:38am - misc - by notastoner (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, for the first time in my life, a girl has a crush on me. Too bad it's my co-worker's five year old granddaughter. FML

#16732338
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35976) - you deserved it (3985)

On 06/18/2011 at 6:00pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today, after a long and tiring day at work, I went to the movies, loaded up on soda, popcorn, and candy. I ended up falling asleep and being woken up two hours later by an usher. FML

#16732224
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23581) - you deserved it (7584)

On 06/18/2011 at 5:49pm - misc - by Stormy - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I realised I'm sitting at home alone on a Friday night, watching a documentary online about decomposing elephants. FML

#16718637
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30864) - you deserved it (9706)

On 06/17/2011 at 9:26pm - misc - by Anonymous - Israel

Today, my girlfriend bought several packs of bottled water, even though we have pure mountain water on tap. She did this because the pile-up of unwashed dishes in the sink makes it virtually impossible to slide a glass under the tap. FML

#16718641
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10978) - you deserved it (43581) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 06/17/2011 at 9:25pm - love - by Anonyme - Switzerland (Fribourg)



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