About WCARlover : In case you're wondering, WCAR stands for the band We Came As Romans :) I also love the bands:
A Day to Remember
RED
Asking Alexandria
As I Lay Dying
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Today, my husband drew a penis on every one of my cigarettes. It's a new pack. FML
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On 04/21/2012 at 11:15pm - misc - by Jenn P (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, on my first day of a new factory job, I discovered that my new boss had lied to me about my hours. I found this out when my coworkers burst out laughing when I mentioned having the weekends off, and talking about my recreational plans. FML
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On 04/21/2012 at 10:22pm - work - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I found myself humming a Skrillex ditty all day. I'm beginning to wonder if I've had some sort of stroke. FML
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On 04/19/2012 at 8:12pm - misc - by WTF? (man) - United States
Today, I overheard a conversation between coworkers, during which my name was mentioned, then, "and then I followed her around for a bit, but she didn’t do it again." Everyone laughed. I've no idea what I did that was so funny. FML
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On 04/18/2012 at 9:15pm - work - by What? (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I was issued with a £60 fine for being parked in a supermarket car-park for more than 3 hours. I work there. FML
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On 04/18/2012 at 7:51pm - work - by mitchell904 - United Kingdom (Newport)
Today, some Juggalos mocked me for the way I was dressed. Juggalos giving sartorial advice, really? FML
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On 04/18/2012 at 7:08pm - misc - by amazed (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I tried to be kind to animals and get my dad to buy cage-free eggs. When I told him it was dollar more, he started yelling and making a scene in the middle of the store, saying that chickens are ugly and they deserve to suffer. FML
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On 04/14/2012 at 11:46pm - misc - by ilovechickens - United States
Today, I was taking a really big test in a class that I was failing. It was worth at least 7 grades so I studied my butt off. During the test, a girl with huge breasts sat down next to me and I couldn't stop staring. My test got confiscated because they thought I was cheating. FML
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On 04/05/2012 at 11:02pm - work - by tatatest (man) - United States (Florida)
Today, my girlfriend got pissed when I told her she needed to brush her teeth more than once a day. I could smell her breath from across the bed. FML
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On 04/05/2012 at 8:41pm - health - by TwiceDaily,Kids (man) - United States
Today, a lady told me her husband had sinus surgery. I replied, "Oh, I know someone who just had that done." I then realized I meant Alexis on The Real Housewives of the OC. FML
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On 04/03/2012 at 11:53pm - misc - by gaagaa - United States
Today, while at work, I found a dead dog in a freezer. Turns out it's been in there for over 3 years. FML
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On 04/03/2012 at 11:27pm - animals - by Scarred (man) - United States (Michigan)
Today, I learned that my roommate doesn't actually know a damn thing about cooking. I'm suffering the effects of him telling me that chicken is best eaten medium-rare. FML
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On 04/03/2012 at 11:02pm - health - by Ralph - United States (North Carolina)
Today, I got on the train with my bike, leaning it up against the wall. After a while, it began to slide down the wall and wobble, so I dashed out to catch it. As I ran for it, I slipped and crashed into it, knocking it into an old man and busting the rear brake. FML
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On 03/30/2012 at 10:42am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom
Today, while playing badminton, I was so distracted by my ex winking at me that I didn't notice the shuttle cock that hit me in the eye. FML
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On 03/30/2012 at 10:35am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom
Today, I woke up to what sounded like twigs snapping. Turns out it was the skull of a live mouse being crushed in my cat's jaws. FML
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On 03/30/2012 at 3:45am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Western Australia)
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