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  • Number of visits : 24081
  • Number of comments : 1494
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 12 posted

About WCARlover : In case you're wondering, WCAR stands for the band We Came As Romans. I made this profile like 8000 years ago and I'm more into hip hop now...but don't get me wrong, WCAR is still good :)
Also, say hi to my lovely dog in the pic with me; he's generally a lot more happy than he appears in the photo ^-^
Anyway, have a nice day :D

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WCARlover's favorite FMLs

Today, a kid I taught to swim became my new boss, at the pool that I have worked at for nine years. FML

#19703809
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28054) - you deserved it (3659)

On 05/30/2012 at 9:51am - work - by chlorinesmells - United States

Today, I read an article on babies dying after being accidentally left in cars in the sun. On my lunch break, I decided to walk around the parking lot, checking to see that no kids were abandoned in cars. A guy gave me a smack for looking through his car window. FML

#19656678
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9399) - you deserved it (42623)

On 05/21/2012 at 10:59am - misc - by whytoday -

Today, my husband drew a penis on every one of my cigarettes. It's a new pack. FML

#19508691
297 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9220) - you deserved it (67885)

On 04/21/2012 at 11:15pm - misc - by Jenn P (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, on my first day of a new factory job, I discovered that my new boss had lied to me about my hours. I found this out when my coworkers burst out laughing when I mentioned having the weekends off, and talking about my recreational plans. FML

#19508407
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23802) - you deserved it (2311)

On 04/21/2012 at 10:22pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I overheard a conversation between coworkers, during which my name was mentioned, then, "and then I followed her around for a bit, but she didn’t do it again." Everyone laughed. I've no idea what I did that was so funny. FML

#19492319
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23430) - you deserved it (2053)

On 04/18/2012 at 9:15pm - work - by What? (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was issued with a £60 fine for being parked in a supermarket car-park for more than 3 hours. I work there. FML

Today, some Juggalos mocked me for the way I was dressed. Juggalos giving sartorial advice, really? FML

#19491584
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18915) - you deserved it (3644)

On 04/18/2012 at 7:08pm - misc - by amazed (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I tried to be kind to animals and get my dad to buy cage-free eggs. When I told him it was dollar more, he started yelling and making a scene in the middle of the store, saying that chickens are ugly and they deserve to suffer. FML

#19469757
256 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27896) - you deserved it (6299)

On 04/14/2012 at 11:46pm - misc - by ilovechickens - United States

Today, I was taking a really big test in a class that I was failing. It was worth at least 7 grades so I studied my butt off. During the test, a girl with huge breasts sat down next to me and I couldn't stop staring. My test got confiscated because they thought I was cheating. FML

#19414845
220 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10786) - you deserved it (55763)

On 04/05/2012 at 11:02pm - work - by tatatest (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my girlfriend got pissed when I told her she needed to brush her teeth more than once a day. I could smell her breath from across the bed. FML

#19414081
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26139) - you deserved it (4921)

On 04/05/2012 at 8:41pm - health - by TwiceDaily,Kids (man) - United States

Today, a lady told me her husband had sinus surgery. I replied, "Oh, I know someone who just had that done." I then realized I meant Alexis on The Real Housewives of the OC. FML

#19404446
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7509) - you deserved it (26782)

On 04/03/2012 at 11:53pm - misc - by gaagaa - United States

Today, while at work, I found a dead dog in a freezer. Turns out it's been in there for over 3 years. FML

#19404286
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29427) - you deserved it (2229)

On 04/03/2012 at 11:27pm - animals - by Scarred (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I learned that my roommate doesn't actually know a damn thing about cooking. I'm suffering the effects of him telling me that chicken is best eaten medium-rare. FML

#19404145
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21511) - you deserved it (12521)

On 04/03/2012 at 11:02pm - health - by Ralph - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I got on the train with my bike, leaning it up against the wall. After a while, it began to slide down the wall and wobble, so I dashed out to catch it. As I ran for it, I slipped and crashed into it, knocking it into an old man and busting the rear brake. FML

#19375581
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18705) - you deserved it (4636)

On 03/30/2012 at 10:42am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

Today, while playing badminton, I was so distracted by my ex winking at me that I didn't notice the shuttle cock that hit me in the eye. FML

#19375546
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9014) - you deserved it (20096)

On 03/30/2012 at 10:35am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom



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