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  • Number of visits : 14119
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About WCARlover : In case you're wondering, WCAR stands for the band We Came As Romans :) I also love the bands A Day to Remember, RED, Asking Alexandria and As I Lay Dying (even though Tim Lambesis has been charged with hiring a hitman to kill his wife D:)
Anyway, have a nice day :D

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WCARlover's favorite FMLs

Today, I overheard a conversation between coworkers, during which my name was mentioned, then, "and then I followed her around for a bit, but she didn’t do it again." Everyone laughed. I've no idea what I did that was so funny. FML

#19492319
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19879) - you deserved it (1765)

On 04/18/2012 at 9:15pm - work - by What? (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was issued with a £60 fine for being parked in a supermarket car-park for more than 3 hours. I work there. FML

Today, some Juggalos mocked me for the way I was dressed. Juggalos giving sartorial advice, really? FML

#19491584
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15730) - you deserved it (3166)

On 04/18/2012 at 7:08pm - misc - by amazed (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I tried to be kind to animals and get my dad to buy cage-free eggs. When I told him it was dollar more, he started yelling and making a scene in the middle of the store, saying that chickens are ugly and they deserve to suffer. FML

#19469757
256 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24136) - you deserved it (5744)

On 04/14/2012 at 11:46pm - misc - by ilovechickens - United States

Today, I was taking a really big test in a class that I was failing. It was worth at least 7 grades so I studied my butt off. During the test, a girl with huge breasts sat down next to me and I couldn't stop staring. My test got confiscated because they thought I was cheating. FML

#19414845
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9439) - you deserved it (50210)

On 04/05/2012 at 11:02pm - work - by tatatest (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my girlfriend got pissed when I told her she needed to brush her teeth more than once a day. I could smell her breath from across the bed. FML

#19414081
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22492) - you deserved it (4480)

On 04/05/2012 at 8:41pm - health - by TwiceDaily,Kids (man) - United States

Today, a lady told me her husband had sinus surgery. I replied, "Oh, I know someone who just had that done." I then realized I meant Alexis on The Real Housewives of the OC. FML

#19404446
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6341) - you deserved it (23725)

On 04/03/2012 at 11:53pm - misc - by gaagaa - United States

Today, while at work, I found a dead dog in a freezer. Turns out it's been in there for over 3 years. FML

#19404286
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25591) - you deserved it (1931)

On 04/03/2012 at 11:27pm - animals - by Scarred (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I learned that my roommate doesn't actually know a damn thing about cooking. I'm suffering the effects of him telling me that chicken is best eaten medium-rare. FML

#19404145
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18197) - you deserved it (10981)

On 04/03/2012 at 11:02pm - health - by Ralph - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I got on the train with my bike, leaning it up against the wall. After a while, it began to slide down the wall and wobble, so I dashed out to catch it. As I ran for it, I slipped and crashed into it, knocking it into an old man and busting the rear brake. FML

#19375581
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15621) - you deserved it (4170)

On 03/30/2012 at 10:42am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

Today, while playing badminton, I was so distracted by my ex winking at me that I didn't notice the shuttle cock that hit me in the eye. FML

#19375546
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7544) - you deserved it (17251)

On 03/30/2012 at 10:35am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I saw my 22-year-old boyfriend blow his nose into his hand, then wipe his snot on our couch. There was a box of tissues directly in front of him. FML

#19374256
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22287) - you deserved it (3025)

On 03/30/2012 at 1:37am - misc - by rozziepop - United States (California)

Today, I realized that something's wrong when you have to go to a mental hospital for a family reunion. FML

#19367140
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23860) - you deserved it (1735)

On 03/28/2012 at 10:53pm - misc - by neverthesame - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I had to explain to my 15-year-old son why it wouldn't be a good idea to include a picture of the red Power Ranger in his "Weapons throughout history" project. FML

#19365320
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16633) - you deserved it (2811)

On 03/28/2012 at 6:49pm - kids - by laststand11 - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I failed my driving test. I rammed into the parallel parking poles, ran a stop sign, and stopped at a cross intersection. My instructor called me an idiot. FML

#19360532
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5628) - you deserved it (49017)

On 03/27/2012 at 10:38pm - misc - by Brittany (woman) - United States (Texas)



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