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VolleyAly
  • Town/Country : USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 14 September 1997 (15 years)
  • Number of visits : 74
  • Number of comments : 16
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Today, at a Christmas party, my crush came up to me and cutely pointed out that I was standing under mistletoe. The only response my stupid brain could think of was, "Probably full of nargles though." He gave me a confused look and walked away. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19826) - you deserved it (8928)

On 12/16/2012 at 6:51pm - love - by Rhine (woman) - Barbados (Saint Michael)

Today, I saw a large spider carry away the body of a dead spider in the bathroom. In my anthropology class, we learned one of the first signs of civilization is caring for the dead. First, they become civilized, and next, they take over. I will never sleep again. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18847) - you deserved it (2692)

On 06/30/2012 at 2:49am - animals - by BloodFaerie (woman) - United States (Georgia)

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