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About Vlad567 : Lets see ... I love film and everything about it same with music I study film to hopefully make my own one day working on a script to produce with my own cash I saved up wana know anything else just ask
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Today, my husband and I found the perfect house, in our price range and everything we wanted in a house. However, the street it's on is called "Arbour Butte Road". My husband refuses to buy it because he doesn't want it to sound like he lives "in a tree's ass." I'm married to an idiot. FML
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