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About Vlad567 : Lets see ... I love film and everything about it same with music I study film to hopefully make my own one day working on a script to produce with my own cash I saved up wana know anything else just ask

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Today, my husband and I found the perfect house, in our price range and everything we wanted in a house. However, the street it's on is called "Arbour Butte Road". My husband refuses to buy it because he doesn't want it to sound like he lives "in a tree's ass." I'm married to an idiot. FML

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On 01/10/2013 at 12:53am - misc - by it's just a name (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I started charging my phone in the car during a family road trip. The car recognized my iPhone as an MP3 player and started playing the audio from the porn video I watched before we left. Everybody heard. FML

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On 01/05/2013 at 11:16am - misc - by anonymous - United States



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