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Today, I found out the tattoo signifying my marriage turned out to be more permanent than the marriage itself. FML

#1933691
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18061) - you deserved it (41746)

On 05/14/2009 at 3:57pm - love - by branded (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I asked my boyfriend what he thinks about long term relationships. He said, "Our relationship is kinda like having a dog. Chances are, your dog is going to die pretty quickly, before you do. Dogs and humans just aren't meant to be together forever." He compared me to a dying dog. FML

#1123118
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I agree, your life sucks (49357) - you deserved it (3755)

On 04/19/2009 at 4:49pm - love - by wvugirl (woman) - United States (West Virginia)

Today, for the first time ever, a woman saw my penis. I am 30 years old. The woman was my doctor. She snorted to cover a laugh and apologized. FML

#904646
379 comments

I agree, your life sucks (220233) - you deserved it (27170)

On 04/10/2009 at 5:40pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my parents yelled at me for coming home at 1am this morning from a friend's birthday party. I'm 30 years old. FML

#506231
376 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51379) - you deserved it (93141)

On 03/21/2009 at 5:35am - misc - by soliveyerlife (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my cat got into the bathroom while I was changing my tampon. As I was throwing the applicator away, I felt a sharp pain around my vagina; I looked down to find him swatting at the tampon string. FML

#263431
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48143) - you deserved it (9121)

On 03/10/2009 at 7:05pm - animals - by fannylovesfelix (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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Today, my mom had my girlfriend and I over. Out of the blue, she pulled out my grandmother's wedding ring and gave it to me saying I can now propose. My girlfriend started screaming and said yes. I have been seeing someone else for 3 months and was going to break up with my girlfriend tomorrow. FML

#172507
439 comments

I agree, your life sucks (86921) - you deserved it (196017)

On 03/01/2009 at 4:58pm - love - by MrCanoe (man) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, I told my mom I loved her and she asked if I was going to kill myself. FML

#18155
22 comments

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On 02/09/2009 at 7:11pm - misc - by TGIkaty - United States (California)



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