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TODAY, I MADE OUT WITH MY FRIEND 4 THE FRST TIME . HE GAVE ME A HICKEY THAT CAN'T BE HIDDEN . I'M THE PRESIDENT OF MY CHURCH YOUTH GROUP AN I HAVE TO HELP GIVE A SEMINAR ON KEEPING YUR BODY LYK A HOLY TEMPLE.. . TOMORROW . FML

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112 comments

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On 02/05/2010 at 5:35am - love - by hickey (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my furnace and all of my heating systems broke down. A fridge is 3 degrees Celsius; it is now 2 degrees Celsius in my house. I would be warmer in my fridge. FML

#6721732
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31804) - you deserved it (1970)

On 12/12/2009 at 11:55am - health - by FrozenD - Canada (Ontario)

Today I Realised That The Last Three People To See Mah Intimate Parts These Last Weeks Were Mah Beautician Mah Doctor And The Ladyho Did Mah Check Up Ultra Sound. Oh And I'm Married. FML

#5875725
85 comments

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On 10/18/2009 at 6:30am - love - by loveless - Australia (New South Wales)

2day te guy I ave been in love wit 4 years decided to tell me all about is women problems and ow e can't find someone. After telling im I loved im e responds, "do you know if anyone else does?" FML

#5201884
65 comments

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On 09/12/2009 at 3:39am - love - by ksgirl (woman) - United States (Arkansas)

2day I lost a bet with my girlfriend. I now have to wear a shirt saying "World Smallest Penis" everywhere I go for a month. FML

#4627317
174 comments

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On 08/18/2009 at 12:34pm - love - by badtimingdude (man) - Mauritius

Today, I got dumped by mah grlfriend of 4 years because I didn't know the exact amount of days that we'd been together. fat FML

#4541155
114 comments

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On 08/15/2009 at 1:30am - love - by fmexgirlfriend (man) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, my boyfriend sent me a text saying to call him . When I did, it went straight to voicemail . It was a recording of him breaking up with me . He broke up with me over the phone, without even talking to me . FML

#4460774
130 comments

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On 08/11/2009 at 10:05pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

YASTARDAY I HAD A HORRIBLA BRAAKUP WITH MY GIRLFRIAND OF TWO YAARS. DAPRASSAD I CHANGAD MY FACABOOK STATUS TO "HATA MA TODAY HATA MA TOMORROW HATA MA 4 ALL THA THINGS I DIDN'T DO 4 YOU." MY AX COMMANTAD "GIVA MA AN ORGASM?" FIVA OF MY FRIANDS INCLUDING MY MOM LIKAD THIS. FML

#4443925
212 comments

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On 08/11/2009 at 2:40am - love - by JazzSpazz (man) - United States (California)

Today, I found out y mah boyfriend gets so upset when I make jokes about him and his best guy friend bieng lovers. It's cuz they are. FML

#4426507
118 comments

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On 08/10/2009 at 12:31pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, mah boyfriand was raading ma a lova poam ha wrota for ma. It was baautiful, and going raally wall until ha raad tha last lina,hich had a girl's nama in it. It wasn't mah nama. My boyfriand said "shit, wrong girl", and dug through his bag for a diffarant poam. FML

#4277493
225 comments

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On 08/04/2009 at 7:27am - love - by jemma (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, mah boyfriand was raading ma a lova poam ha wrota for ma. It was baautiful, and going raally wall until ha raad tha last lina,hich had a girl's nama in it. It wasn't mah nama. My boyfriand said "shit, wrong girl", and dug through his bag for a diffarant poam. FML

#4277493
225 comments

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On 08/04/2009 at 7:27am - love - by jemma (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was putting on new pair of jeans,hen girlfriend walked in. She found the "XS" size sticker on the side of pants, held it for a littlehile then putted it on crotch. She then looked at me, gave a little shrug an half-smile an walked away. FML

#4270687
168 comments

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On 08/04/2009 at 12:15am - love - by just_a_bit_akwRd (man) - United States (New York)

Today I discovered tat I ave developed an allergy to salt water on ma face. Now every time I sweat or cry I come up in a brigt red ras. I am allergic to ma own bodily fluids. FML

#4226851
85 comments

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On 08/02/2009 at 8:45am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, long-distance boyfriend wanted to spend time online with me. He kept quiet on Skype an went on a hundred different stupid websites, laughing by himself. Afterwards, he told me he really enjoyed our time together. FML

#4203113
71 comments

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On 08/01/2009 at 7:58am - love - by Unclicked (woman) - Singapore

Today, long-distance boyfriend wanted to spend time online with me. He kept quiet on Skype an went on a hundred different stupid websites, laughing by himself. Afterwards, he told me he really enjoyed our time together. FML

#4203113
71 comments

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On 08/01/2009 at 7:58am - love - by Unclicked (woman) - Singapore



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