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  • Number of comments : 9
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Today, I was at the park with my daughter. She walked up to a boy at the swings, held her hand out, and said, "Hi I'm Vanessa, and someday you'll be working for me." FML

#16591956
46 comments

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On 06/10/2011 at 5:57am - kids - by Rachel (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Today, I met my soon-to-be step mother. My dad was right, we had a lot in common. Including our birth year. FML

#16589535
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On 06/10/2011 at 1:17am - misc - by stepsister - United States (Ohio)

Today, I got to see my son's dream of being on television come true. Unfortunately, it was because he'd been arrested for trying to rob a bank. FML

#16468673
158 comments

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On 06/02/2011 at 2:43pm - kids - by fuck (man) - United States

Today, I won the lottery. My ex-girlfriend has the ticket. I just broke up with her. FML

#16221973
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On 05/17/2011 at 1:34pm - money - by anonymous - United States (Mississippi)

Today, as I was filling out divorce paperwork, I realized that my son has had the same girlfriend through both of my marriages. He's 17. FML

#16141236
168 comments

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On 05/12/2011 at 7:09am - love - by Username -

Today, I realized that the cashier at the liquor store and I are already on a first-name basis. I just moved to this town a week ago. FML

#16014326
91 comments

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On 05/02/2011 at 12:46am - misc - by alchy (woman) - United States

Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend why being with a girl while being with me is cheating. FML

#15985772
138 comments

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On 04/30/2011 at 1:06am - love - by Imrickar - United States

Today, I got a call about my dog who went missing a week ago. The guy who called said "We have your dog, but you aren't getting her back." Then he hung up. FML

#14294990
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On 12/22/2010 at 4:50am - animals - by ks.swan13 -

Today, I fell over on the bus. X-Rays revealed not only that I have been growing extra bones in my foot, but that when I fell, I crushed all of them. Doctors don't know how to fix bones that aren't supposed to be there, so they're just going to cut them out. Two days before Christmas. FML

#14257367
114 comments

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On 12/19/2010 at 4:17am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - New Zealand (Otago)

Today, my boyfriend left me for my step-sister. He's been cheating on me with her for the past 6 months, and got her pregnant. I also found out that my stomach pains are due to the fact that I'm also pregnant. My family could officially qualify for Jerry Springer. FML

#14068536
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On 12/03/2010 at 3:56am - intimacy - by Annonmyus -

Today, I went to my first day of work in over 2 years. As I approached the boss, he asked me what my name was. Turned out they hired the wrong person. FML

#13593951
19 comments

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On 10/25/2010 at 8:22pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend said he wants a Hello Kitty wedding. FML

#13559273
216 comments

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On 10/23/2010 at 5:07am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I saw a spider crawling on my new roommate's cheek, so I told her to stand still so that I could flick it off. Several long seconds of flicking made me realize that it wasn't a spider at all. I had been flicking her hairy mole. FML

#13331304
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On 10/05/2010 at 5:01pm - animals - by jabba (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I married the woman I love. I wasn't the groom, I was the minister. FML

#13285940
189 comments

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On 10/02/2010 at 4:07am - love - by Pr unlucky - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I decided not to go on Facebook so people would actually think that I have a life. FML

#11864546
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12953) - you deserved it (26613)

On 07/14/2010 at 12:09am - misc - by No.Life. - United States (Vermont)



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