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Today, even though I made the point of tanning naked, I still got tan lines thanks to my fat rolls. FML

#17378554
254 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11606) - you deserved it (36192)

On 08/05/2011 at 3:06pm - health - by Username - United States

Today, my friends and I went to the strip club for my birthday. I now know how my sister is paying for her new car. FML

#17233282
273 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46052) - you deserved it (5592)

On 07/23/2011 at 8:09pm - misc - by assante2010 - United States (Maine)

Today, I was walking to the store when I ran into one of my friends. He said he heard about my bike being stolen the day before, and that whoever took it was a heartless dick. I hadn't told anyone about the theft. FML

#17231826
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34173) - you deserved it (1978)

On 07/23/2011 at 5:27pm - misc - by Username - United States

Today, I sneezed so violently that my tampon came out. FML

#17227905
364 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55026) - you deserved it (6663)

On 07/23/2011 at 9:06am - intimacy - by Sarah - United States

Today, I learned that my girlfriend is cheating on me when she was arrested for having sex in public. Not with me though. FML

#17173696
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35119) - you deserved it (2793)

On 07/19/2011 at 3:40am - intimacy - by ken - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my boyfriend and his bandmates were doing a live interview for a web show. Drunk off his ass, my boyfriend starts telling the internet how his ex-girlfriend is his biggest inspiration. I was standing right next to him. FML

#17168268
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29081) - you deserved it (2594)

On 07/18/2011 at 9:20pm - love - by Btwigster (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

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Today, my boyfriend wanted me to meet the girl he has been cheating on me with. He thinks it makes the cheating more understandable if I see how 'hot' she is. FML

#17165263
353 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52859) - you deserved it (4298)

On 07/18/2011 at 4:21pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Netherlands (Utrecht)

Today, my boyfriend wanted me to meet the girl he has been cheating on me with. He thinks it makes the cheating more understandable if I see how 'hot' she is. FML

#17165263
353 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52859) - you deserved it (4298)

On 07/18/2011 at 4:21pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Netherlands (Utrecht)

Today, after applying sunscreen to myself every two hours, I still got sunburned. Through my clothes. FML

#17150895
181 comments

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On 07/17/2011 at 3:59pm - health - by Username - United States

Today, I Googled my ex-husband only to find that in the years since we've split he now fancies himself as a stand-up comic. His material? Our sex life. FML

#17143306
114 comments

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On 07/17/2011 at 12:20am - intimacy - by it_IS_just_me (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I had to bail my dad out of jail, for beating up my boyfriend, for sleeping with my mom. FML

#17089969
496 comments

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On 07/13/2011 at 2:32am - intimacy - by whyme102008 - United States (Texas)

Today, I was robbed by a guy wearing a ninja turtle costume. FML

#17044811
285 comments

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On 07/09/2011 at 8:19pm - money - by Lame (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I found out via Facebook that my brother got engaged several days ago. Not only did he not tell me, but we live in the same house. FML

#16951432
98 comments

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On 07/02/2011 at 5:51pm - love - by thanksfyi (woman) - Norway

Today, I actually resorted to checking the newspaper obituaries to see where the deceased were employed, just so I can find a job opening. FML

#16922992
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29041) - you deserved it (3532)

On 06/30/2011 at 1:44pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, I had to explain to my teenage daughter that no, the dishwasher didn't make the glasses shrink, I'd bought smaller glasses. FML

#16812577
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24830) - you deserved it (4416)

On 06/23/2011 at 4:53am - kids - by wow - Sent from mobile version



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