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  • Number of visits : 424
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About Vitualamen : Education and SENI student. Passion for teaching and music.

Full time dickhead. If you don't like my opinion don't post on an opinion based site.

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Today, I was walking home when I made eye contact with some guy, just being friendly. He then started rapping to me while pointing at his dick. FML


I agree, your life sucks (43683) - you deserved it (4440)

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