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VintageVenus
  • Town/Country : Ottawa, Canada
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Friday 1 May 1992 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 208
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About VintageVenus : Black and White Photography. Vintage 40's to 80's clothes. Gourmet Cooking. Makeup artist extraordinaire. That's me.

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Today, I was giving a class presentation, when I suddenly sneezed so hard I wet myself. FML

#7780958 (120)

I agree, your life sucks (24563) - you deserved it (2515)

On 02/01/2010 at 2:29pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I had an art class with my girlfriend. The teacher assigned "anti-cards", or cards for unusual or bad occasions. My girlfriend decided to make a "break-up" card, and I helped her write the poem inside it. After class, she gave it to me. FML

#5251989 (62)

I agree, your life sucks (32506) - you deserved it (4347)

On 09/14/2009 at 2:54pm - love - by UnluckyArtist (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. Thinking I was being cute I spelled out "Marry Me" in alphabet soup, because that's her favorite. She took one look at it and started to laugh. She then began to spell out "no". She still ate the soup. FML

#5247807 (120)

I agree, your life sucks (31932) - you deserved it (4384)

On 09/14/2009 at 5:56am - misc - by alphabetman (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend gave me a poem saying "Roses are red, violets are blue, rubbish is dumped and so are you." FML

#5247721 (171)

I agree, your life sucks (38135) - you deserved it (2810)

On 09/14/2009 at 5:41am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - South Africa (Gauteng)

Today, I was looking in my laundry basket for a clean tank top to wear. As I felt around, I realized that most of my clothes were still wet after two days. After asking my mom what was wrong with the dryer, I found out that for two days my cat had been using my laundry basket as a litter box. FML

#5243722 (71)

I agree, your life sucks (24223) - you deserved it (3280)

On 09/14/2009 at 12:20am - animals - by catpeecathy (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, after finishing a three-page essay for my spanish class, I went to rip up my brainstorming paper in an act of triumph. After I finished ripping it up, I looked on my desk to see my brainstorming paper fully intact, and my essay torn into bits. FML

#5238031 (107)

I agree, your life sucks (7274) - you deserved it (44170)

On 09/13/2009 at 9:00pm - work - by thissucks (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I had a soccer game. A player from the other team hit me in the face. In the next half, she was the goalie and I was determined to score on her. When I finally got my chance to, everyone cheered, until I kicked the ball into the goal post and it bounced back and hit me in the face. FML

#5208232 (110)

I agree, your life sucks (30174) - you deserved it (6054)

On 09/12/2009 at 2:58pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Tennessee)