About VinoVeritas : Single Dad, FML sometimes, but for the most part it's great.
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Today, I was at my family reunion. I've always hated my family. I walked up behind my husband and said, "I can't wait to go home and make love." My husband turned around. It was my uncle wearing the same hat as my husband. FML
by dev / 08/28/2011 at 2:18am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy
by KayDayParade / 08/27/2011 at 8:38pm / United States / Money
by the girlfriend / 08/26/2011 at 6:41am / United Kingdom / Love
by hendrix1 / 08/25/2011 at 10:33am / United States (California) / Love
Today, I started my new job as a teacher. Worried about how I looked, I asked a coworker if I looked okay. She said, "You look fine. Just like a normal high school kid." I spent the next half hour convincing her that I was not a student, but a teacher. FML
by Meagan smith / 08/24/2011 at 4:33pm / United States (Colorado) / Work
by Marty / 08/24/2011 at 1:14pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
Today, I went to the House of Horrors at Universal Studios. People dressed up as monsters would jump at us, and I was so freaked out that I tripped. My equally terrified mom fell on top of me. Frankenstein's monster was nice enough to ask us if we were alright. FML
by Trimacle / 08/24/2011 at 2:32am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by jarrettsorko / 08/23/2011 at 12:38pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by DramaticSigh / 08/15/2011 at 1:00am / United States (Colorado) / Work
by MC / 08/14/2011 at 10:51pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love
by a-mishunderstanding / 08/08/2011 at 12:07am / Work
Today, I woke up to see my cat crawling out my window onto the roof. Afraid he was going to jump to the ground, I crawled out my window as well. I caught him. The neighbors caught me in my underwear and bra yelling at my cat on the roof. FML
by catgirl911 / 10/12/2009 at 9:44pm / United States (Michigan) / Animals
Today, I was at my school's spaghetti dinner with my family. My brother shook up my mom's soda, as a prank. My entire class witnessed my mom waving around an overflowing Diet Coke while my dad yelled, "Come on, put your mouth on it! Suck it! Suck it, Kathy!" FML
by gbhlaughingstock / 08/18/2009 at 3:20pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I was having sex with my husband. As I was undressing, he said, "Arr, I spy me some booty!" I let it go, I'm used to his embarassing pirate talk. But as he orgasmed, he screamed, "I'VE FOUND THE BURIED TREASURE!" My neighbors heard in the apartment next door and called to let me know. FML
by piratequeen / 08/07/2009 at 1:39pm / United States (Mississippi) / Intimacy
Today, I finally told my parents I would be changing bedrooms because I could no longer stand hearing them having sex, which is awkward and disturbing. Later, my dad came and asked me quietly if I thought my mom sounded "satisfied." FML
by fmjob / 07/21/2009 at 12:39am / Canada (New Brunswick) / Intimacy
- 1Today, someone stole my purse and phone while I was giving CPR to someone who had a heart attack on… 2Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 3Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's…