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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 1 April 1972 (42 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 888
  • Number of comments : 15
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About VinoVeritas : Single Dad, FML sometimes, but for the most part it's great.

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VinoVeritas's favorite FMLs

Today, I was at my family reunion. I've always hated my family. I walked up behind my husband and said, "I can't wait to go home and make love." My husband turned around. It was my uncle wearing the same hat as my husband. FML

#17601670
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17917) - you deserved it (35551)

On 08/28/2011 at 2:18am - intimacy - by dev - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, while paying for groceries, I opened my wallet to find that all my cash had been exchanged for Monopoly money. FML

#17598415
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32643) - you deserved it (2731)

On 08/27/2011 at 8:38pm - money - by KayDayParade - United States

Today, at my boyfriend's house, I met his mother for the first time. And promptly fell in their pond. FML

#17584305
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22883) - you deserved it (3605)

On 08/26/2011 at 6:41am - love - by the girlfriend (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend wrote me a break-up letter, using Comic Sans. FML

#17576599
234 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31105) - you deserved it (4006)

On 08/25/2011 at 10:33am - love - by hendrix1 - United States (California)

Today, I started my new job as a teacher. Worried about how I looked, I asked a coworker if I looked okay. She said, "You look fine. Just like a normal high school kid." I spent the next half hour convincing her that I was not a student, but a teacher. FML

#17569578
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24636) - you deserved it (3165)

On 08/24/2011 at 4:33pm - work - by Meagan smith - United States (Colorado)

Today, I've gotten the most calls of my life. Turns out the idiot who changed the sign on my local pizza hut put up the wrong phone number. My phone number. I've already received 16 calls. FML

#17568217
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24285) - you deserved it (2211)

On 08/24/2011 at 1:14pm - misc - by Marty - United States (Michigan)

Today, I went to the House of Horrors at Universal Studios. People dressed up as monsters would jump at us, and I was so freaked out that I tripped. My equally terrified mom fell on top of me. Frankenstein's monster was nice enough to ask us if we were alright. FML

#17565538
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17594) - you deserved it (14417)

On 08/24/2011 at 2:32am - misc - by Trimacle (woman) - United States (California)

Today, someone broke into my house. They stole my TV, DVD player and a few DVDs. However they only took about 2 out of 100 DVDs. Apparently that's how bad my taste is in movies. FML

#17557632
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23073) - you deserved it (5839)

On 08/23/2011 at 12:38pm - misc - by jarrettsorko - Canada (Ontario)

Today, at work, a customer came in. Since I was behind the counter, I asked if she needed help with anything. I've worked there for five years, and I didn't recognize my own boss. FML

#17476443
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8491) - you deserved it (30771)

On 08/15/2011 at 1:00am - work - by DramaticSigh (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was so drunk that I gave my mom's number instead of mine to the really cute guy I met at the bar. FML

#17474941
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9179) - you deserved it (34584)

On 08/14/2011 at 10:51pm - love - by MC (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was working in costume at a recreation of a Confederation-era town. I had to convince a visitor that it's not, in fact, an Amish village, and we do actually leave after five. FML

#17402357
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20079) - you deserved it (2442)

On 08/08/2011 at 12:07am - work - by a-mishunderstanding -

Today, I woke up to see my cat crawling out my window onto the roof. Afraid he was going to jump to the ground, I crawled out my window as well. I caught him. The neighbors caught me in my underwear and bra yelling at my cat on the roof. FML

#5806197
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11962) - you deserved it (20891)

On 10/12/2009 at 9:44pm - animals - by catgirl911 (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was at my school's spaghetti dinner with my family. My brother shook up my mom's soda, as a prank. My entire class witnessed my mom waving around an overflowing Diet Coke while my dad yelled, "Come on, put your mouth on it! Suck it! Suck it, Kathy!" FML

#4630669
206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (112615) - you deserved it (8478)

On 08/18/2009 at 3:20pm - misc - by gbhlaughingstock (man) - United States

Today, I was having sex with my husband. As I was undressing, he said, "Arr, I spy me some booty!" I let it go, I'm used to his embarassing pirate talk. But as he orgasmed, he screamed, "I'VE FOUND THE BURIED TREASURE!" My neighbors heard in the apartment next door and called to let me know. FML

#4361327
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49532) - you deserved it (6431)

On 08/07/2009 at 1:39pm - intimacy - by piratequeen (woman) - United States (Mississippi)

Today, I finally told my parents I would be changing bedrooms because I could no longer stand hearing them having sex, which is awkward and disturbing. Later, my dad came and asked me quietly if I thought my mom sounded "satisfied." FML

#3919884
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (81851) - you deserved it (5575)

On 07/21/2009 at 12:39am - intimacy - by fmjob (man) - Canada (New Brunswick)



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