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Today, I was accused of shoplifting because my jacket looked "too chunky". I wasn't stealing, I'm just fat. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44025) - you deserved it (5987)

On 12/08/2013 at 8:16pm - health - by goingtothegym (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I woke up with a raging hangover. I soon checked my phone, only to find that I'd drunkenly sent nude pictures to several friends' numbers, as well as to my own. I'd then replied to my own message, saying that I'm not gay and telling myself to fuck off. FML

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On 10/18/2013 at 1:30pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I had to explain to my grandfather that Canadians aren't evil by reminding him that he's Canadian. FML

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79 comments

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On 09/17/2013 at 10:21am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I found out the unionized cleaning people that empty the garbage and clean the toilets make $19/hr and have more paid time off than I do with my college degree. FML

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On 09/07/2013 at 12:37am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Connecticut)

Today, half-way through my trip to Florida, I received a call from my friend of six years. "I sort of had sex with your girlfriend while you were gone." He said it "just sort of happened." FML

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On 08/26/2013 at 4:17pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)



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