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Victoria2103
  • Town/Country : New York, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 29 August 1990 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 65059
  • Number of comments : 110
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Victoria2103 : I'm a student at Columbia University

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Today, I was riding my bike and stopped at a street light. A little girl looked at me, then asked her mother, "Mommy, why does that girl have a ring through her nose?" Her mother then replied, "Because her parents don't love her." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (62162) - you deserved it (16979)

On 04/05/2009 at 3:33pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I set my AIM status to be the currently-playing file on my iTunes. I've downloaded a lot of porn to my iTunes, and I wanted to watch some. My status changed to "Girl in Latex gets fucked in the ass." FML

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On 04/04/2009 at 12:15pm - misc - by ohshittttttt (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my group of friends, my girlfriend, and I were playing 'never have I ever.' My girlfriend's turn came up and she went with, 'Never have I ever had an orgasm.' FML

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I agree, your life sucks (55457) - you deserved it (17797)

On 02/17/2009 at 10:22pm - intimacy - by skeletor (man) - United States (New York)



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