About VeroAnne : Soy Verónica.
I have absolutely nothing to say and after you are finished reading this you will notice you've just wasted 10 seconds of your life :) .
About VeroAnne : Soy Verónica.
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VeroAnne's favorite FMLs
by Username / 08/14/2011 at 1:44pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by Username / 08/10/2011 at 8:36am / United States / Love
by Username / 08/07/2011 at 5:44pm / United States / Love
by swmmr / 08/07/2011 at 3:41pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
Today, I went to Walmart to get some acne cream. As I approached the register, I looked in my wallet for the money. The cashier saw that I didn't have enough money, and before I could say anything, he goes "Just take it, I've never seen anyone who needs it that much!" FML
by Taylor D / 08/07/2011 at 12:40am / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous
Today, my girlfriend freaked out on me because I answered her call on the first ring. According to her, it implies that I'm desperate, always horny, and just want her for the sex. Just last week she got pissed because I waited three rings to answer. Apparently that means I'm cheating on her. FML
by FML! / 08/06/2011 at 8:27pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love
Today, I took my new boyfriend to a family dinner. Despite having made everyone agree to be on their best behavior, my grandma spewed obscenities such as "fuck me sideways, aren't you a catch?" and "you just can't pull ass like that at my age" throughout. FML
by moonstone15 / 08/05/2011 at 8:24pm / United States (Arizona) / Intimacy
by thedancer5 / 08/03/2011 at 12:47pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love
by Tim / 08/03/2011 at 3:40am / United States / Love
Today, I went bowling with my parents. This cute guy works there and he always flirts with me. My mom just so happened to see it today. As we left, she says to him "You know she's 13, right?" I'm 17. FML
by Michelle / 08/03/2011 at 2:01am / United States (Maryland) / Love
Today, a friend from work threw a party. We each had to dress up as a deceased celebrity. I thought it'd be a perfect time to dress up as Marilyn Monroe. When I arrived to the party, my boss said, "But... Rosie O'Donnell isn't dead." FML
by theonlychildd1 / 08/02/2011 at 7:46pm / United States (California) / Work
Today, my old neighbor pelted me with apples when I walked out the door. I ducked for cover and asked what her problem was. She yelled, "You took fresh peas from my garden!" I looked at her garden, only to see my dad tiptoeing back to our lawn, laughing and holding a bag full of peas. FML
by scully11 / 08/02/2011 at 2:36pm / Canada (New Brunswick) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 07/26/2011 at 12:30am / United States / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 07/22/2011 at 2:29am / United States (Texas) / Love
by Anonymous / 02/01/2011 at 8:43am / United States / Love
- 1Today, my parents let me babysit my baby sister for the first time. About an hour after they left,… 2Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went… 3Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had…
- Today, I was in the middle of watching this awesome show on Hulu. I was halfway through the season… Today, is my first day of recovery in a full right arm cast. Broke it on the last possible free day… Today, I was craving a bean & cheese burrito. After trying to forget about burritos for half of the…