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VeraUltimo
  • Town/Country : The Netherlands
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 19 October 1989 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 781
  • Number of comments : 16
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Today, I got bitch-slapped by a walrus at Sea Life Park. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30442) - you deserved it (7342)

On 07/13/2010 at 12:34am - misc - by Betchsadface - United States

Today, I watched a stray dog hump a garden gnome in my front yard. So did my two year old daughter. I've already had to stop her "re-enactments" twice. FML

#11806163 (148)

I agree, your life sucks (26475) - you deserved it (3180)

On 07/11/2010 at 4:05am - intimacy - by awkwardsituation - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I got mauled by a cat named Mr. Sprinkles. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17765) - you deserved it (3806)

On 02/07/2010 at 10:19pm - animals - by zzdug (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I decided to visit my girlfriend who lives 20 hours away. Four Red Bulls: $11.50. Gas: $200. Driving halfway across the country to find your girlfriend in bed with another guy? FML

#4246082 (235)

I agree, your life sucks (64475) - you deserved it (3689)

On 08/03/2009 at 1:15am - love - by Tuck_My_Life (man) - United States (New Hampshire)

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Today, I took a call. Wrong number. A few seconds later, they called back and I told her that she had the wrong number. She said she just hit redial and didn't understand how she got me again. I tried to explain how redial works. She called me a moron and hung up. Then my phone rang again. FML

#1872793 (232)

I agree, your life sucks (76982) - you deserved it (3457)

On 05/12/2009 at 1:39pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I was serving a family at the restaurant where I work. When I went to ask the little girl what she wanted, I was tongue-tied and got "cutie" and "hun" mixed up and ended up asking: "What can I get for you cuntie?" FML

#1751488 (196)

I agree, your life sucks (64652) - you deserved it (17317)

On 05/08/2009 at 4:53pm - work - by keeks_25 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I decided to clean my room, find a job and ask a girl on a date. I ended up playing video games online. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6061) - you deserved it (26839)

On 01/16/2009 at 6:19pm - misc - by Noname - Canada (British Columbia)



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