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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 20 October 1989 (25 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1059
  • Number of comments : 16
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I got bitch-slapped by a walrus at Sea Life Park. FML

#11841759
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38228) - you deserved it (9801)

On 07/13/2010 at 12:34am - misc - by Betchsadface - United States

Today, I watched a stray dog hump a garden gnome in my front yard. So did my two year old daughter. I've already had to stop her "re-enactments" twice. FML

#11806163
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33426) - you deserved it (4308)

On 07/11/2010 at 4:05am - intimacy - by awkwardsituation - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I got mauled by a cat named Mr. Sprinkles. FML

#7989901
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24814) - you deserved it (5223)

On 02/07/2010 at 10:19pm - animals - by zzdug (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I decided to visit my girlfriend who lives 20 hours away. Four Red Bulls: $11.50. Gas: $200. Driving halfway across the country to find your girlfriend in bed with another guy? FML

Today, I was serving a family at the restaurant where I work. When I went to ask the little girl what she wanted, I was tongue-tied and got "cutie" and "hun" mixed up and ended up asking, "What can I get for you, cuntie?" FML

#1751488
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (76916) - you deserved it (23431)

On 05/08/2009 at 4:53pm - work - by keeks_25 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I decided to clean my room, find a job and ask a girl on a date. I ended up playing video games online. FML

#1399
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8734) - you deserved it (38899)

On 01/16/2009 at 6:19pm - misc - by Noname - Canada (British Columbia)



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