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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 3 March 1983 (31 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1043
  • Number of comments : 133
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About VenomByte : I'm tired

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Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job. As I reached my climax, she thought it would be funny to turn my 'weapon' against me. Boom, headshot. FML

#14610613
243 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40783) - you deserved it (26846) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 4:53am - intimacy - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, my boyfriend talked me into having drunk sex. Right after we started, my head hit a wall, knocking me out. I woke up to him taking pics of my tits. FML

#14417034
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33038) - you deserved it (11395)

On 01/01/2011 at 12:11am - intimacy - by Samantha - United States (Florida)

Today, I was making out with this guy, and I ask him if he wants to take my bra off. He has some trouble getting it off and says, "This is strange, I do it for my sister all the time." FML

#14129951
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48038) - you deserved it (5593)

On 12/08/2010 at 9:34am - intimacy - by fme (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my 4 year old daughter walked into my home office and said F*** you! Then she ran to my husband and said "Did I say it right?" FML

#13484178
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35712) - you deserved it (4732)

On 10/17/2010 at 9:55am - kids - by Ashley Marshburn - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I decided to drive my mothers Bentley. She is out of town and told me not to go near the car. Being 17, I didn't listen. As I was backing out the driveway, I was hit by an SUV, seriously damaging my moms car. Who was driving the SUV? My mom, coming home early. FML

#12878777
246 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9918) - you deserved it (70190)

On 09/03/2010 at 12:13am - misc - by ohseven6421 - United States (California)

Today, the elevator broke in my dorm and won't be fixed for several days. I live on the 26th floor. FML

#12870338
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37098) - you deserved it (3414)

On 09/02/2010 at 1:39pm - misc - by flimflam (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I talked to my boyfriend's dad for the first time. One of the first things that he said to me was, "So, I hear you're a screamer." FML

#12832697
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36417) - you deserved it (6536)

On 08/31/2010 at 1:21am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I was masturbating in the dark with the door open. I thought I saw a figure outside my door, because I didn't have my glasses on. After intensely staring at the dark figure for about a minute, thinking it was my imagination, my stepdad said, "you know, I am looking RIGHT at you," FML

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320 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23472) - you deserved it (82958)

On 05/03/2009 at 1:17pm - intimacy - by danggit3290 (woman) - United States (California)



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