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Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job. As I reached my climax, she thought it would be funny to turn my 'weapon' against me. Boom, headshot. FML
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On 01/17/2011 at 4:53am - intimacy - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins
Today, my boyfriend talked me into having drunk sex. Right after we started, my head hit a wall, knocking me out. I woke up to him taking pics of my tits. FML
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On 01/01/2011 at 12:11am - intimacy - by Samantha - United States (Florida)
Today, I was making out with this guy, and I ask him if he wants to take my bra off. He has some trouble getting it off and says, "This is strange, I do it for my sister all the time." FML
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On 12/08/2010 at 9:34am - intimacy - by fme (woman) - United States (Texas)
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On 10/17/2010 at 9:55am - kids - by Ashley Marshburn - United States (North Carolina)
Today, I decided to drive my mothers Bentley. She is out of town and told me not to go near the car. Being 17, I didn't listen. As I was backing out the driveway, I was hit by an SUV, seriously damaging my moms car. Who was driving the SUV? My mom, coming home early. FML
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On 09/03/2010 at 12:13am - misc - by ohseven6421 - United States (California)
Today, the elevator broke in my dorm and won't be fixed for several days. I live on the 26th floor. FML
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On 09/02/2010 at 1:39pm - misc - by flimflam (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I talked to my boyfriend's dad for the first time. One of the first things that he said to me was, "So, I hear you're a screamer." FML
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On 08/31/2010 at 1:21am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)
Today, I was masturbating in the dark with the door open. I thought I saw a figure outside my door, because I didn't have my glasses on. After intensely staring at the dark figure for about a minute, thinking it was my imagination, my stepdad said, "you know, I am looking RIGHT at you," FML
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On 05/03/2009 at 1:17pm - intimacy - by danggit3290 (woman) - United States (California)
Monday 17 June 2013
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