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VegasSkiess
  • Town/Country : LoversLane, TX, USA
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Today, my boyfriend found out I have OCD. When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other or I freak. After I brushed his face with the back of my hand he tackled me to the floor, held me down, and laughed at me while I panicked and tried to touch him with my other hand. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34955) - you deserved it (10174)

On 10/07/2010 at 2:29am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was rubbing my lips against my boyfriend's lips when I said "Your mustache tickles" in a sexy tone. His response was "So does yours." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17391) - you deserved it (19822)

On 07/28/2010 at 7:20am - intimacy - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was walking towards a group of guys playing basketball, who stopped and stared at me while saying, "Daaaamn..." As I passed them, one of them said, "She looked hotter from a distance." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24477) - you deserved it (3279)

On 07/27/2010 at 3:46am - misc - by Marie - Canada (British Columbia)