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  • Birth Date : Friday 25 February 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 736
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About VballGuy2412 : I am a 6'4"/6'5" middle blocker/hitter in volleyball.

I am a senior and will be a 3 year varsity player and a 2 year starter.

My email is VballGuy2412@gmail.com if I don't reply here I will there. Or you can text me at 702-219-5186

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Today, my tampon string was hanging from my bathing suit. My boyfriend thought it was a thread hanging from my bikini bottom. He publicly pulled out my tampon. FML

#784043
458 comments

I agree, your life sucks (408670) - you deserved it (66928)

On 04/03/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by rebekah (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was sifting through my parents old home movies. I put in one and was horrified to see my parents having sex. I immediately ejected the tape and looked at the label. It said "Bermuda, 1989". They've told me I was conceived in Bermuda around that time. I've seen my own conception. FML

#391986
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (174467) - you deserved it (34156)

On 03/16/2009 at 7:08pm - intimacy - by ihatevideos (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was fooling around with my girlfriend for the first time. She put her hand on my penis over my jeans and said "Get hard for me." I was hard. FML

#364382
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (181278) - you deserved it (28531)

On 03/15/2009 at 11:20pm - intimacy - by illequipt - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML

#159600
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (1148261) - you deserved it (115489)

On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

#56665
505 comments

I agree, your life sucks (231960) - you deserved it (81186)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)



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