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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 21 April 1991 (23 years)
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  • Number of visits : 953
  • Number of comments : 21
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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VayneValentine's favorite FMLs

Today, my daughter told me she wanted to be a stripper when she grew up, just like daddy's girlfriend. We're still married. FML

#8300891
284 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39120) - you deserved it (3446)

On 02/15/2010 at 1:58pm - love - by ShayisPay101 (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my very drunk mother decided to run down the block naked, screaming at the top of her lungs, "She's trying to kill me" as I followed behind her in my car, yelling for her to get in. FML

#8158295
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30292) - you deserved it (2306)

On 02/12/2010 at 2:51am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I got a call from my daughter's pre-school. Apparently, she is being suspended, for answering; "What do your parents do at home?" She told them, "My parents fuck." FML

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167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14489) - you deserved it (35786)

On 12/11/2009 at 7:45pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)



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