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VayneValentine
  • Town/Country : Pompano Beach, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 21 April 1991 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 729
  • Number of comments : 21
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, my daughter told me she wanted to be a stripper when she grew up, just like daddy's girlfriend. We're still married. FML

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294 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31625) - you deserved it (2577)

On 02/15/2010 at 1:58pm - love - by ShayisPay101 (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my very drunk mother decided to run down the block naked, screaming at the top of her lungs, "She's trying to kill me" as I followed behind her in my car, yelling for her to get in. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25280) - you deserved it (1957)

On 02/12/2010 at 2:51am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I got a call from my daughter's pre-school. Apparently, she is being suspended, for answering; "What do your parents do at home?" She told them, "My parents fuck." FML

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163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10263) - you deserved it (25843)

On 12/11/2009 at 7:45pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I saw a video of me last night, hammered, climbing my wardrobe screaming "I WANT TO GO TO NARNIA" naked. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40109) - you deserved it (123099)

On 08/20/2009 at 10:39am - misc - by ShiriSarah (woman) - United Kingdom (London)



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