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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 11 November 1989 (26 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1516
  • Number of comments : 50
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Vasin's favorite FMLs

Today, I kept finding ants crawling all over my face. After a while, I realized that they were all coming from my beard. I have had a population of ants living in my beard. FML


I agree, your life sucks (12949) - you deserved it (54848)

On 12/28/2010 at 9:13pm - health - by ewicsmelly (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I didn't attend her dog's funeral, and was therefore an insensitive bastard. I couldn't attend because my mum has cancer and I was driving her to a hospital appointment. FML


I agree, your life sucks (51929) - you deserved it (3241)

On 12/19/2010 at 7:31pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Essex)

Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around. He threw me over his shoulder and turned around, smacking my face against the wall. Then he smacked my head into the fridge after turning round to see "what that loud bang" was. FML


I agree, your life sucks (37446) - you deserved it (4286)

On 12/18/2010 at 4:11am - love - by anonymous - United States (South Carolina)

Today, it's my sixteenth birthday. The only gift I got was from myself: a positive pregnancy test. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22425) - you deserved it (88451)

On 12/18/2010 at 12:21am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

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