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Vasin
  • Town/Country : Aperture Science Laboratories, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 12 November 1989 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 718
  • Number of comments : 50
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Vasin : 3D Game Environmental Artist

I'm an artist
I'm a nerd
I'm on fire
Don't get hurt

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Today, while my boyfriend and I were in the shower, we began to get a bit frisky. That was until I lifted my arms and he immediately made one of his "Chewbacca Calls." He was referring to my armpits that I had forgotten to shave. FML

#18867304
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11024) - you deserved it (17766)

On 01/21/2012 at 12:47am - love - by Reliena (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I switched from pads to tampons. It took me several botched attempts trying insert one before I succeeded, and now I feel like I've just raped myself. FML

#18814672
327 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28506) - you deserved it (10412)

On 01/15/2012 at 1:17pm - intimacy - by lolwut - United States

Today, I accidentally moaned my own name during sex. FML

#18703291
248 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25836) - you deserved it (20206)

On 01/04/2012 at 1:43am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I used so many different perfume testers that I passed out on the bus. FML

#18579452
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6391) - you deserved it (21255)

On 12/22/2011 at 1:04pm - health - by justnance - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my girlfriend came to my house crying because the guy who she has been cheating on me with doesn't want to be with her anymore. FML

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169 comments

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On 11/05/2011 at 11:40am - love - by oink401 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I learned if you dream you're having a piss, you most likely are having a piss. FML

#18163240
227 comments

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On 11/05/2011 at 9:43am - health - by rj93 - United Kingdom (Ballymena)

Today, my fiancé and I got married. We both promised to remain abstinent until our wedding day. She's on her period. FML

#18117360
287 comments

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On 10/31/2011 at 12:04am - intimacy - by Andrew - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I went over to my friend's house. We were teasing each other, when she stood up and began to jokingly walk away. Trying to be cute, I tried to pull her onto my knee. I miscalculated and she ended up sitting right on my boner. FML

#18098530
229 comments

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On 10/28/2011 at 7:39pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, my car broke down because someone stuck a dildo in the tail pipe. I'd parked in my driveway. FML

#18069827
121 comments

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On 10/25/2011 at 1:58am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend has been "single" on numerous occasions during our 9 month relationship. FML

#18029239
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24042) - you deserved it (2254)

On 10/20/2011 at 2:56am - intimacy - by SpikeStanley - United States

Today, I apologized to the cat for walking into the laundry room while he was using the litter box. FML

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115 comments

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On 09/13/2011 at 2:05am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my husband went downstairs to play Call of Duty. When he came back after only 20 minutes I said, "Awww, did you miss me?" He said, "No, the controller died." FML

Today, I heard on a TV show that it's possible to fit a standard light-bulb in your mouth, but it can't be removed afterwards. I just had to try this out. And then visit the local hospital to get it removed. FML

#17695095
289 comments

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On 09/08/2011 at 6:00am - health - by Stuck (man) - United States

Today, I came home to visit my family after a year at college. Expecting to impress them, I proudly informed them that I now speak fluent Swedish. Imagine my surprise when my mother said, "That's a useless language" and everyone agreed. FML

#17682906
196 comments

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On 09/06/2011 at 8:01pm - misc - by jag talar (man) - Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador)

Today, I realized the closest thing I have to a love life is organizing my porn folder by category. FML

#17618254
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10897) - you deserved it (19673)

On 08/30/2011 at 1:20am - intimacy - by WithoutLove (man) - United States



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