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Today, while my boyfriend and I were in the shower, we began to get a bit frisky. That was until I lifted my arms and he immediately made one of his "Chewbacca Calls." He was referring to my armpits that I had forgotten to shave. FML
by Reliena / 01/21/2012 at 12:47am / United States (Washington) / Love
by lolwut / 01/15/2012 at 1:17pm / United States / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 01/04/2012 at 1:43am / United States / Intimacy
by justnance / 12/22/2011 at 1:04pm / United Kingdom (London) / Health
by oink401 / 11/05/2011 at 11:40am / Canada (Ontario) / Love
by rj93 / 11/05/2011 at 9:43am / United Kingdom (Ballymena) / Health
by Andrew / 10/31/2011 at 12:04am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy
Today, I went over to my friend's house. We were teasing each other, when she stood up and began to jokingly walk away. Trying to be cute, I tried to pull her onto my knee. I miscalculated and she ended up sitting right on my boner. FML
by Anonymous / 10/28/2011 at 7:39pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 10/25/2011 at 1:58am / United States / Transportation
by SpikeStanley / 10/20/2011 at 2:56am / United States / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 09/13/2011 at 2:05am / United States (Tennessee) / Animals
by bluestarr1 / 09/10/2011 at 1:15am / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
Today, I heard on a TV show that it's possible to fit a standard light-bulb in your mouth, but it can't be removed afterwards. I just had to try this out. And then visit the local hospital to get it removed. FML
by Stuck / 09/08/2011 at 6:00am / United States / Health
Today, I came home to visit my family after a year at college. Expecting to impress them, I proudly informed them that I now speak fluent Swedish. Imagine my surprise when my mother said, "That's a useless language" and everyone agreed. FML
by jag talar / 09/06/2011 at 8:01pm / Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador) / Miscellaneous
by WithoutLove / 08/30/2011 at 1:20am / United States / Intimacy
- 1Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had… 2Today, I've stopped smoking, lost 30 pounds, taken several painful tests, and checked my ovulation… 3Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went…