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About Vashu : I do quite enjoy laughing at stupid people, As much as I hate to admit it. [:

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Today, I spent 3 hours washing my hands to get the pony out of the soap bar. I'm 16. FML


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On 06/28/2009 at 3:23am - misc - by Soapy (woman) - United States (New Mexico)

Today, I was at McDonald's and I was going through the drive-thru. As I was driving away, I checked my food and the lady had given me a Night at the Museum Happy Meal toy by mistake. I got so excited that I crashed the car into a pole. I'm 36. FML


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On 06/17/2009 at 12:35pm - misc - by NotSoYoung (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

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