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Vanni
  • Town/Country : United States
  • Title : Miss
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  • Number of visits : 1496
  • Number of comments : 127
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I decided to wear string panties. While in line at the mall, they became untied. I was wearing a skirt. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9848) - you deserved it (22922)

On 08/28/2010 at 12:54am - misc - by wearingshorts - United States (New York)

Today, I took my brother and nieces to the zoo. Two of the lions at the exhibit were mating, so I said, "They're playing leap-frog." My 4-year-old niece said, "Looks like they're fucking to me." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35957) - you deserved it (10378)

On 08/21/2010 at 12:49pm - intimacy - by mc_dreamy - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I found out that my friends were convinced that I was gay. I have known most of them for 3 plus years, they all thought my girlfriend was a special shopping partner. I found this out while announcing my engagement. FML

#6580015 (136)

I agree, your life sucks (23181) - you deserved it (1936)

On 12/03/2009 at 3:23am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Dakota)

Today, I found out that my dad hides his Viagra from my mom by keeping it in an Aspirin container. Now I have a terrible headache and a boner. FML

#6421239 (130)

I agree, your life sucks (23528) - you deserved it (2803)

On 11/23/2009 at 1:05pm - intimacy - by sickkid (man) - United States (California)



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