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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 18 August 1987 (27 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, due to nervousness, I threw up while proposing to my girlfriend. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33238) - you deserved it (3325)

On 04/23/2012 at 5:51am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, the subject of penis size came up while my boyfriend and I were chatting. He asked if he was big, and I replied that whatever size he was, he was enough to satisfy me. Apparently, that was the wrong answer, and he spent the rest of the night sulking because I didn't say he was enormous. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25419) - you deserved it (12640)

On 03/21/2012 at 12:25pm - intimacy - by tellingthetruth (woman) - United Kingdom (Warwickshire)

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