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Vanilla1Thrilla
  • Town/Country : Akron, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 18 August 1987 (26 years)
  • Number of visits : 286
  • Number of comments : 61
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Vanilla1Thrilla : Livin' the dream.

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Today, due to nervousness, I threw up while proposing to my girlfriend. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29815) - you deserved it (3007)

On 04/23/2012 at 5:51am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, the subject of penis size came up while my boyfriend and I were chatting. He asked if he was big, and I replied that whatever size he was, he was enough to satisfy me. Apparently, that was the wrong answer, and he spent the rest of the night sulking because I didn't say he was enormous. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21254) - you deserved it (11238)

On 03/21/2012 at 12:25pm - intimacy - by tellingthetruth (woman) - United Kingdom (Warwickshire)



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