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Vamphyre73
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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 12 November 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 6665
  • Number of comments : 20
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Vamphyre73 : I am weird, and will rarely comment, only if I think I should get in on an arguement of something I have experience with. I love messages so feel free, although I mostly use my iPod so may not respond. Thanks for visiting!
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Vamphyre73's favorite FMLs

Today, I came out to my father. He seemed to be totally okay with it, as long as I'm the "man" in my relationships. FML

#18825436
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28152) - you deserved it (8520)

On 01/16/2012 at 2:55pm - love - by anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I got a Facebook message from the school genius/nerd, who I have never talked to. He politely informed me that after much thought and deliberation, he has narrowed it down to who his ideal mate is. Me. FML

#18819143
428 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30577) - you deserved it (6912)

On 01/15/2012 at 10:30pm - love - by geeklove - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my mom was more upset about my 67 on an Algebra test than my sister almost setting the house on fire. FML

#18788903
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24665) - you deserved it (5581)

On 01/12/2012 at 8:20pm - misc - by xXMudkipNoobXx - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher; I've already given students detention for falling asleep in class this year. FML

#18765510
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7582) - you deserved it (39112)

On 01/10/2012 at 9:50am - work - by nevasurprised - Germany

Today, I was sexing it up with my boyfriend. Halfway through, he looked at me and said, "Y'know what you never see in a porno? Intellectual conversation. Read any good books lately?" He wouldn't keep going until I answered. FML

#18764509
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27956) - you deserved it (6427)

On 01/10/2012 at 4:36am - intimacy - by eakthegeek - United States

Today, my boyfriend asked me for a blow job. After I said "no" over ten times, he decided to get up and slap me across the face with his penis. FML

#18744677
230 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52290) - you deserved it (47740)

On 01/08/2012 at 9:36am - intimacy - by omgwhyme (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I accidentally called my teacher "Babe". FML

#18734147
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31152) - you deserved it (13687)

On 01/07/2012 at 9:12am - misc - by randomgirl - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I decided to write a romantic email to my boyfriend describing how much I love and miss him. An hour later, I got an email back saying, "I think we need to discuss this." It seems I sent it to my teacher by mistake. FML

#18675253
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31053) - you deserved it (14891)

On 01/01/2012 at 2:02pm - love - by mjbx (woman) - United Kingdom (Peterborough)

Today, I decided to write a romantic email to my boyfriend describing how much I love and miss him. An hour later, I got an email back saying, "I think we need to discuss this." It seems I sent it to my teacher by mistake. FML

#18675253
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31053) - you deserved it (14891)

On 01/01/2012 at 2:02pm - love - by mjbx (woman) - United Kingdom (Peterborough)

Today, my parents gave me an iPhone. They then checked my grades online, and promptly took it away. FML

#18613210
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12711) - you deserved it (48436)

On 12/26/2011 at 1:35am - misc - by Paige - United States (California)

Today, after a long therapy session, in which I poured out all my feelings of how happy and in love I am with whom I believe to be my soul-mate, my shrink asked me if I was sure this guy wasn't a figment of my imagination. FML

#18576133
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25295) - you deserved it (3202)

On 12/22/2011 at 12:50am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my boyfriend and I gave each other early Christmas gifts. I gave him a basketball signed by his favorite player, which took me forever to find. He got me diet pills. FML

#18568440
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37092) - you deserved it (4323)

On 12/21/2011 at 6:28am - love - by tarynfaye (woman) - United States

Today, my separation anxiety got so intense, I found myself smelling my boyfriend's pillow. FML

#18566755
149 comments

Today, after explaining to my two year old that we were going bra shopping, he decided to announce to the entire bank that we were going to buy Mommy some boobies. FML

#18561778
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18400) - you deserved it (24817)

On 12/20/2011 at 1:59pm - kids - by imamomma - United States

Today, I somehow managed to slam my trumpet case closed on my nipple. FML

#18533505
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31563) - you deserved it (9259)

On 12/17/2011 at 2:59am - misc - by MikeNick - United States



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