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Vamphyre73
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  • Birth Date : Sunday 13 November 1994 (21 years)
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  • Number of visits : 7625
  • Number of comments : 20
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Vamphyre73 : I am weird, and will rarely comment, only if I think I should get in on an arguement of something I have experience with. I love messages so feel free, although I mostly use my iPod so may not respond. Thanks for visiting!
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Vamphyre73's favorite FMLs

Today, my girlfriend got a necklace from one of her guy friends. She loves it. It's a heart shaped necklace. She doesn't see a problem. FML

#17496847
296 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42917) - you deserved it (6640)

On 08/17/2011 at 2:19am - love - by CashChamp20 - United States

Today, my daughter decided to come out to me by leaving a browser window open with the results page of an online "Are you lesbian?" quiz. FML

#17480180
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30345) - you deserved it (9938)

On 08/15/2011 at 12:22pm - intimacy - by blah (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, the guy of my dreams told me he liked me and leaned in to kiss me. Just as our lips touched, I ripped a big ass fart. FML

#17455521
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41791) - you deserved it (15600)

On 08/13/2011 at 12:06am - love - by sydneybourgeois - United States (Texas)

Today, my roommate and I got into an argument. He told me he understood if I didn't forgive him "for a couple of days." He'd confessed to undressing my girlfriend in her sleep. FML

#17447904
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40424) - you deserved it (2985)

On 08/12/2011 at 3:54am - intimacy - by James (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, my car was broken into, and they stole all my CDs, but left my daughter's Black Eyed Peas CD behind. I'm pretty pissed about the theft, but almost glad to see that the delinquents in my town have a decent taste in music. FML

#17444868
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32893) - you deserved it (4271)

On 08/11/2011 at 10:30pm - money - by Musicfan - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, since I'm too ashamed to go buy a proper sex toy, I used an old Star Wars toy sword instead. FML

#17436824
404 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13431) - you deserved it (54967)

On 08/11/2011 at 1:53am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Mexico (Distrito Federal)

Today, I was asked how far I've gone with a guy. My answer? Eye contact. I'm 19. FML

#17420241
303 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38924) - you deserved it (7838)

On 08/09/2011 at 5:21pm - intimacy - by Username - United States

Today, I finally started doing cardio and getting in shape. What motivated me to do it? Watching a zombie movie. The slow ones bite the dust first. FML

#17355150
299 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29786) - you deserved it (8427)

On 08/03/2011 at 12:55pm - health - by indierocklove - United States (Virginia)

Today, while having sex, my boyfriend decided to sing the Star Wars theme song as he entered his penis into me. FML

#17304826
304 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41468) - you deserved it (10345)

On 07/30/2011 at 1:14am - intimacy - by Taylor - United States (Texas)

Today, while walking home from work, a young teenage girl ran up behind me and dumped a carton of milk on my head. She said, "The cow master baptizes you!" and then ran in the opposite direction, cackling madly. FML

#17301663
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37466) - you deserved it (4011)

On 07/29/2011 at 8:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my mom decided to take away my TV after noticing that I watch the show True Blood. Apparently, since I watch this, I must be "curious about sex." I'm 19. FML

#17283905
249 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41862) - you deserved it (5207)

On 07/28/2011 at 5:11am - intimacy - by Shelbitchh - United States

Today, my 4 year-old daughter's favorite expression became "shit balls." FML

#17283152
227 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32817) - you deserved it (16460)

On 07/28/2011 at 1:39am - kids - by anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I am sitting at home, alone, playing video games. My wedding is tomorrow afternoon. None of my bridesmaids wanted to hang out tonight. FML

#17211324
217 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49617) - you deserved it (4693)

On 07/22/2011 at 12:23am - love - by bridetobe (woman) - United States (Vermont)

Today, my boyfriend and I were having a romantic moment when I made a Star Wars reference. I don't know what's worse, the fact that I said it or the fact that he seemed more turned on by it. FML

#17170147
220 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15894) - you deserved it (32886)

On 07/18/2011 at 11:23pm - intimacy - by RobinBunny713 - United States (Arizona)

Today, I found out my boyfriend can name each and every Pokémon, but can't remember my birthday. FML

#17090156
264 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39529) - you deserved it (9123)

On 07/13/2011 at 2:47am - love - by Ignored - United States (Texas)



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