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Vamphyre73
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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 12 November 1994 (20 years)
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  • Number of visits : 6809
  • Number of comments : 20
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Vamphyre73 : I am weird, and will rarely comment, only if I think I should get in on an arguement of something I have experience with. I love messages so feel free, although I mostly use my iPod so may not respond. Thanks for visiting!
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Vamphyre73's favorite FMLs

Today, I was asked how far I've gone with a guy. My answer? Eye contact. I'm 19. FML

#17420241
303 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36970) - you deserved it (7630)

On 08/09/2011 at 5:21pm - intimacy - by Username - United States

Today, I finally started doing cardio and getting in shape. What motivated me to do it? Watching a zombie movie. The slow ones bite the dust first. FML

#17355150
297 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28986) - you deserved it (8291)

On 08/03/2011 at 12:55pm - health - by indierocklove - United States (Virginia)

Today, while having sex, my boyfriend decided to sing the Star Wars theme song as he entered his penis into me. FML

#17304826
304 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39396) - you deserved it (9982)

On 07/30/2011 at 1:14am - intimacy - by Taylor - United States (Texas)

Today, while walking home from work, a young teenage girl ran up behind me and dumped a carton of milk on my head. She said, "The cow master baptizes you!" and then ran in the opposite direction, cackling madly. FML

#17301663
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34794) - you deserved it (3783)

On 07/29/2011 at 8:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my mom decided to take away my TV after noticing that I watch the show True Blood. Apparently, since I watch this, I must be "curious about sex." I'm 19. FML

#17283905
249 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40928) - you deserved it (5119)

On 07/28/2011 at 5:11am - intimacy - by Shelbitchh - United States

Today, my 4 year-old daughter's favorite expression became "shit balls." FML

#17283152
227 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30164) - you deserved it (15589)

On 07/28/2011 at 1:39am - kids - by anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I am sitting at home, alone, playing video games. My wedding is tomorrow afternoon. None of my bridesmaids wanted to hang out tonight. FML

#17211324
217 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48328) - you deserved it (4594)

On 07/22/2011 at 12:23am - love - by bridetobe (woman) - United States (Vermont)

Today, my boyfriend and I were having a romantic moment when I made a Star Wars reference. I don't know what's worse, the fact that I said it or the fact that he seemed more turned on by it. FML

#17170147
220 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14019) - you deserved it (30159)

On 07/18/2011 at 11:23pm - intimacy - by RobinBunny713 - United States (Arizona)

Today, I found out my boyfriend can name each and every Pokémon, but can't remember my birthday. FML

#17090156
263 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36284) - you deserved it (8661)

On 07/13/2011 at 2:47am - love - by Ignored - United States (Texas)

Today, I woke up to my pants off and my vibrator still on. I fell asleep masturbating. FML

#17080549
530 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20415) - you deserved it (53967)

On 07/12/2011 at 1:25pm - intimacy - by 44haley44 - United States

Today, I got all dressed up to go on a date with a guy. Upon getting to my house to pick me up, he told me he'd forgot to put on mascara, and asked if he could borrow some. FML

#16809094
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38583) - you deserved it (5773)

On 06/23/2011 at 12:24am - love - by wowohwow - United States (South Carolina)

Today, the girl I've been dating for several months, and fallen in love with, said "We're just friends, right? My mom thinks I'm leading you on." FML

#16774527
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51652) - you deserved it (4610)

On 06/21/2011 at 1:07am - love - by played (man) - Norway

Today, I invited over my best friend, whom I've loved for over a year, since she had to tell me "something important". I got excited and thought she was going to tell me she loved me too. She ended up coming out to me, and wanted to know if I would meet her girlfriend. FML

#16661429
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43126) - you deserved it (5696)

On 06/14/2011 at 2:06pm - love - by :( (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was eating Star Wars gummy candies and I bit R2-D2 in half. My girlfriend looked at it and said "Oh look, now he's R1-D1". It was super cute, but I couldn't help thinking, "That's not how the numbering system works for droids." FML

#16657656
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13810) - you deserved it (48255)

On 06/14/2011 at 6:04am - misc - by techiefIve (man) - United States (California)

Today, I met my soon-to-be step mother. My dad was right, we had a lot in common. Including our birth year. FML

#16589535
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51570) - you deserved it (3660)

On 06/10/2011 at 1:17am - misc - by stepsister - United States (Ohio)



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