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Vamphyre73
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  • Birth Date : Sunday 13 November 1994 (21 years)
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  • Number of visits : 7632
  • Number of comments : 20
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Vamphyre73 : I am weird, and will rarely comment, only if I think I should get in on an arguement of something I have experience with. I love messages so feel free, although I mostly use my iPod so may not respond. Thanks for visiting!
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Vamphyre73's favorite FMLs

Today, the girl I've had a crush on for years asked if I could be her "emergency gay friend". Worst part? I said yes. FML

#18425208
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28230) - you deserved it (25509)

On 12/04/2011 at 3:36am - love - by lifesucksbigtimefuys - United Kingdom (Devon)

Today, our school started an anti-bullying policy, and we watched a video about bullying. After the video, I told a teacher about a bullying case going on that I know about. His response? "Tell someone who cares" as he walked away chuckling. FML

#18400111
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36552) - you deserved it (4331)

On 12/01/2011 at 12:01am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my dad announced to the whole family that we will be having a vegetarian dinner this Christmas to make my step-mum happy. FML

#18392103
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35046) - you deserved it (5500)

On 11/30/2011 at 4:27am - misc - by BFH4Life (woman) - United Kingdom (Plymouth)

Today, before my girlfriend gave me a blow job, she put on goggles. FML

#18355284
239 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34942) - you deserved it (16643)

On 11/26/2011 at 10:09am - intimacy - by hitintheeye - Canada (Ontario)

Today, after years of torment and relentless harassment, I finally built up the courage to stand up to a bully. I got a detention for swearing at him. FML

#18310525
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38960) - you deserved it (3230)

On 11/21/2011 at 7:35pm - misc - by damnedbydurberg (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I found an old jock strap in my tuba. FML

#18244771
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26704) - you deserved it (4134)

On 11/14/2011 at 8:23am - misc - by jocksblow - United States

Today, I was bitched out by my 17 year old son's teacher. It seems the idiot teacher made the kids advocate for his own political beliefs in a presentation, and my son ended his speech saying, "And it remains my opinion that our instructor is cramping my motherfucking style." Instant suspension. FML

#18095977
243 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30644) - you deserved it (5425)

On 10/28/2011 at 11:52am - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I realized that trying to fit in with my crush's social circle by acting like one of the lads was a waste of time. All he does is high-five me all the time and tell me every little detail of his latest one night stands. FML

#18089379
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16384) - you deserved it (26458)

On 10/27/2011 at 3:54pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Denmark (Nordjylland)

Today, I found out the hard way that everyone in my dorm knows I watch My Little Pony. FML

#18047257
383 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12792) - you deserved it (41498)

On 10/22/2011 at 4:25pm - work - by Brony - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was caught skinny dipping by the police. With the arresting officer's daughter. FML

#18035123
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43984) - you deserved it (11998)

On 10/20/2011 at 10:48pm - intimacy - by skinny dipper - United States (Washington)

Today, I have an ear infection, and everything I hear echoes inside my head. I'm an orchestra teacher, and we have our first concert next week. FML

#18031007
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30147) - you deserved it (2457)

On 10/20/2011 at 12:44pm - work - by dolceconfuoco (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, it's my birthday. I asked everyone for iTunes money, pleased to finally be able to buy some new songs for my iPod. After receiving several gift cards, I discovered that my iPod had been stolen. FML

#17970324
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30414) - you deserved it (4134)

On 10/12/2011 at 8:47pm - money - by ipodless (woman) - United States (California)

Today, in the middle of explaining over the phone to my crush how I felt about him, I got a text from his best friend, who was apparently with him at the time. It said, "He doesn't like you, get over it. Stop rambling." FML

#17958014
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35004) - you deserved it (5802)

On 10/11/2011 at 3:32am - love - by poopooppachuu - United States (California)

Today, I was playing video games at 2am. My guinea pig started squealing at me, and wouldn't stop until I turned out the lights and got into bed. I'm 20 years old, and I've let a rodent dictate my bedtime. FML

#17911621
304 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28898) - you deserved it (21611)

On 10/05/2011 at 2:58pm - animals - by Beeisc00l - Reserved

Today, I was at my job in the Halloween store. I had to tell someone, "Please stop hitting the Bieber wig with that pimp cane." FML



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