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Vamphyre73

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Vamphyre73

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Vamphyre73
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  • Birth Date : Sunday 13 November 1994 (21 years)
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  • Number of visits : 7648
  • Number of comments : 20
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Vamphyre73 : I am weird, and will rarely comment, only if I think I should get in on an arguement of something I have experience with. I love messages so feel free, although I mostly use my iPod so may not respond. Thanks for visiting!
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Vamphyre73's favorite FMLs

Today, I was sexing it up with my boyfriend. Halfway through, he looked at me and said, "Y'know what you never see in a porno? Intellectual conversation. Read any good books lately?" He wouldn't keep going until I answered. FML

#18764509
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29756) - you deserved it (6655)

On 01/10/2012 at 4:36am - intimacy - by eakthegeek - United States

Today, my boyfriend asked me for a blow job. After I said "no" over ten times, he decided to get up and slap me across the face with his penis. FML

#18744677
230 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53857) - you deserved it (48386)

On 01/08/2012 at 9:36am - intimacy - by omgwhyme (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I accidentally called my teacher "Babe". FML

#18734147
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32480) - you deserved it (14224)

On 01/07/2012 at 9:12am - misc - by randomgirl - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I called my boyfriend over and over again and he never answered. His mom just called me and asked how I was holding up. I asked her what she meant and she had to tell me he checked himself into rehab because he was addicted to heroin. FML

#18708494
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35456) - you deserved it (3509)

On 01/04/2012 at 6:29pm - misc - by jada - United States (Ohio)

Today, I decided to write a romantic email to my boyfriend describing how much I love and miss him. An hour later, I got an email back saying, "I think we need to discuss this." It seems I sent it to my teacher by mistake. FML

#18675253
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32215) - you deserved it (15296)

On 01/01/2012 at 2:02pm - love - by mjbx (woman) - United Kingdom (Peterborough)

Today, I decided to write a romantic email to my boyfriend describing how much I love and miss him. An hour later, I got an email back saying, "I think we need to discuss this." It seems I sent it to my teacher by mistake. FML

#18675253
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32215) - you deserved it (15296)

On 01/01/2012 at 2:02pm - love - by mjbx (woman) - United Kingdom (Peterborough)

Today, my parents gave me an iPhone. They then checked my grades online, and promptly took it away. FML

#18613210
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13423) - you deserved it (50177)

On 12/26/2011 at 1:35am - misc - by Paige - United States (California)

Today, after a long therapy session, in which I poured out all my feelings of how happy and in love I am with whom I believe to be my soul-mate, my shrink asked me if I was sure this guy wasn't a figment of my imagination. FML

#18576133
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28589) - you deserved it (3522)

On 12/22/2011 at 12:50am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my boyfriend and I gave each other early Christmas gifts. I gave him a basketball signed by his favorite player, which took me forever to find. He got me diet pills. FML

#18568440
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40750) - you deserved it (4661)

On 12/21/2011 at 6:28am - love - by tarynfaye (woman) - United States

Today, my separation anxiety got so intense, I found myself smelling my boyfriend's pillow. FML

#18566755
149 comments

Today, after explaining to my two year old that we were going bra shopping, he decided to announce to the entire bank that we were going to buy Mommy some boobies. FML

#18561778
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19156) - you deserved it (25673)

On 12/20/2011 at 1:59pm - kids - by imamomma - United States

Today, I somehow managed to slam my trumpet case closed on my nipple. FML

#18533505
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33000) - you deserved it (9503)

On 12/17/2011 at 2:59am - misc - by MikeNick - United States

Today, after rocking my one-year old daughter for nearly two hours, she finally fell asleep. As I went to leave her room, I stubbed my toe. I now have a broken toe, a screaming child, and a wife who will be so proud that her daughter's first word is "FUCK!" FML

Today, after trying to find the perfect picture for the guy I have a huge crush on, I finally found one and sent it to him. His return picture? Himself in a Batman mask and sombrero. FML

#18516515
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22230) - you deserved it (10344)

On 12/15/2011 at 12:00am - love - by scribbles1475 (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, some friends and I were pulled over on our way back from a party. We'd had a few drinks, so we tried to play it cool just in case we were over the limit. The cop didn't seem to want to breathalyze us, until my really high friend in the back seat said, "These are not the droids you are looking for." FML

#18451653
283 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14833) - you deserved it (45124)

On 12/07/2011 at 9:46am - misc - by Notadrinkanddriveidiot - United States



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