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Vamphyre73

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Vamphyre73

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 12 November 1994 (20 years)
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  • Number of visits : 6300
  • Number of comments : 20
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Vamphyre73 : I am weird, and will rarely comment, only if I think I should get in on an arguement of something I have experience with. I love messages so feel free, although I mostly use my iPod so may not respond. For anyone who actually looked at my profile I am actually only 17, and that will probably automatically make me seem immature and simple-minded to you. But I'll try not to be, stalker ^ ~ ^

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Vamphyre73's favorite FMLs

Today, before my girlfriend gave me a blow job, she put on goggles. FML

#18355284
239 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32180) - you deserved it (15837)

On 11/26/2011 at 10:09am - intimacy - by hitintheeye - Canada (Ontario)

Today, after years of torment and relentless harassment, I finally built up the courage to stand up to a bully. I got a detention for swearing at him. FML

#18310525
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35263) - you deserved it (2920)

On 11/21/2011 at 7:35pm - misc - by damnedbydurberg (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I found an old jock strap in my tuba. FML

#18244771
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24620) - you deserved it (3930)

On 11/14/2011 at 8:23am - misc - by jocksblow - United States

Today, I was bitched out by my 17 year old son's teacher. It seems the idiot teacher made the kids advocate for his own political beliefs in a presentation, and my son ended his speech saying, "And it remains my opinion that our instructor is cramping my motherfucking style." Instant suspension. FML

#18095977
244 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26764) - you deserved it (4928)

On 10/28/2011 at 11:52am - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I realized that trying to fit in with my crush's social circle by acting like one of the lads was a waste of time. All he does is high-five me all the time and tell me every little detail of his latest one night stands. FML

#18089379
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14977) - you deserved it (24281)

On 10/27/2011 at 3:54pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Denmark (Nordjylland)

Today, I found out the hard way that everyone in my dorm knows I watch My Little Pony. FML

#18047257
378 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11336) - you deserved it (38243)

On 10/22/2011 at 4:25pm - work - by Brony - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was caught skinny dipping by the police. With the arresting officer's daughter. FML

#18035123
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40251) - you deserved it (10654)

On 10/20/2011 at 10:48pm - intimacy - by skinny dipper - United States (Washington)

Today, I have an ear infection, and everything I hear echoes inside my head. I'm an orchestra teacher, and we have our first concert next week. FML

#18031007
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27882) - you deserved it (2268)

On 10/20/2011 at 12:44pm - work - by dolceconfuoco (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, it's my birthday. I asked everyone for iTunes money, pleased to finally be able to buy some new songs for my iPod. After receiving several gift cards, I discovered that my iPod had been stolen. FML

#17970324
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28412) - you deserved it (3794)

On 10/12/2011 at 8:47pm - money - by ipodless (woman) - United States (California)

Today, in the middle of explaining over the phone to my crush how I felt about him, I got a text from his best friend, who was apparently with him at the time. It said, "He doesn't like you, get over it. Stop rambling." FML

#17958014
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32694) - you deserved it (5542)

On 10/11/2011 at 3:32am - love - by poopooppachuu - United States (California)

Today, I was playing video games at 2am. My guinea pig started squealing at me, and wouldn't stop until I turned out the lights and got into bed. I'm 20 years old, and I've let a rodent dictate my bedtime. FML

#17911621
303 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25487) - you deserved it (20040)

On 10/05/2011 at 2:58pm - animals - by Beeisc00l - Reserved

Today, I was at my job in the Halloween store. I had to tell someone, "Please stop hitting the Bieber wig with that pimp cane." FML

Today, I was trying to find my first message on Facebook. When I was reaching the bottom, I saw a message from my old crush. It contained a paragraph confessing her love for me and asking me to write back. Don't know how I missed that one. FML

#17874875
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40201) - you deserved it (7216)

On 09/30/2011 at 10:57pm - love - by lostlove (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was giving an anti-drugs speech to a group of ninth graders. I got onto the topic of trafficking from problem countries and asked a student to point out Mexico City on a map. He hesitated a few seconds before pointing at Canada. What the hell has the education system come to? FML

#17874852
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29894) - you deserved it (2938)

On 09/30/2011 at 10:55pm - kids - by jesus christ - United States

Today, I woke up next to my boss naked. We are both women and she is married. Work should be interesting tomorrow. FML

#17839569
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20637) - you deserved it (44641)

On 09/26/2011 at 2:20pm - intimacy - by BigBananaLover - United States (California)



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