About Vamphyre73 : I am weird, and will rarely comment, only if I think I should get in on an arguement of something I have experience with. I love messages so feel free, although I mostly use my iPod so may not respond. For anyone who actually looked at my profile I am actually only 17, and that will probably automatically make me seem immature and simple-minded to you. But I'll try not to be, stalker ^ ~ ^
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Today, I found the only man who hates sex. He's my boyfriend. FML
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On 12/16/2009 at 1:15am - intimacy - by Unsatisfied (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I was talking to this guy I like. He's very private and hides all his photos and wall posts on Facebook. Or so I thought, turns out he has me on a restricted friends list, titled "Creepers." FML
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On 12/14/2009 at 12:03am - love - by creeper (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I found out that my father asked my best friend to marry him. He's 38 and we're 18. She said yes. FML
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On 12/04/2009 at 12:12am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, I finished a 50 page term end thesis essay on the history of Russia. Looking over the final requirements once more, I find I made just a tiny little mistake. It was supposed to be a thesis on "Prussia". The paper's due tomorrow. FML
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On 12/03/2009 at 4:08am - work - by WTFFAIL (man) - United States (New York)
Today, whilst singing at school in front of 300 visiting primary school children I forgot the second verse to my song and let out an F*** word with the microphone still up to my face. FML
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On 11/19/2009 at 1:10am - kids - by fail (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, I found out that my dad has been having an affair. With my formerly favorite teacher. The best part? Yesterday, she announced to the class that she was pregnant. I clapped and congratulated her. FML
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On 11/15/2009 at 10:28pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)
Today, my girlfriend of 15 months broke up with me. Best part? I just picked up an expensive sterling silver ring engraved with Forever and Always for her last week (she knew about this). The other best part? She asked if she could still have it and if she could keep my hamster. FML
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On 11/11/2009 at 1:17pm - love - by iluvsu504 (woman) - United States (Louisiana)
Today, I finally got the courage to go on a first date with this guy I had a crush on for months. It was such a big deal for me cause it was my first date ever. The first thing he says when we met was "I have to take a dump." I sat by myself for 10 minutes. FML
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On 11/05/2009 at 1:41am - love - by dumper - United States
Today, I went on a date, and within the first five minutes, he said, "Before we go any further and get anymore serious, you need to know a few things, I have kissed a guy drunk because it was a dare, and have a $400 silk rose Victoria's Secret blanket." FML
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On 11/02/2009 at 10:41pm - misc - by Shawty (woman) - United States (Georgia)
Today, my good buddy of about two years set me up on a blind date. I got to the meeting point and realized that my date was a guy. My "buddy" honestly thought I was gay. FML
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On 10/31/2009 at 4:18pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)
Today, being a music student, a professional orchestra performed a symphony that I wrote and dedicated to my girlfriend. It took months to compose and it the first and only time it was ever going to be played. My girlfriend forgot to come. FML
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On 10/19/2009 at 1:34am - love - by Ryanissaur (man) - Australia (Victoria)
Today, I told the man I've been in love with for 3 years, who also happens to be my boss, how I felt. He responds by filing sexual harassment charges against me. FML
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On 10/13/2009 at 10:13am - intimacy - by awwshit (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I had an argument with my wife. I told her to get back in the kitchen. How does she respond? By doing what I told her to do, and returning to hit me with a frying pan. FML
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On 10/13/2009 at 2:54am - love - by PanFace (man) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I found out he was seeing someone behind my back: my ex-boyfriend. FML
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On 10/03/2009 at 7:43am - love - by Anon (woman) - Australia (Australian Capital Territory)
Today, I left home to start my new life at University. Saying goodbye to my mother, the last thing she said to me was "Don't turn gay". I'm gay. FML
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On 09/30/2009 at 5:31am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (East Sussex)
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