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  • Birth Date : Saturday 12 November 1994 (21 years)
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About Vamphyre73 : I am weird, and will rarely comment, only if I think I should get in on an arguement of something I have experience with. I love messages so feel free, although I mostly use my iPod so may not respond. Thanks for visiting!
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Vamphyre73's favorite FMLs

Today, my anxiety cockblocked me. I was in the middle of a wank, about to come, when I suddenly freaked out and had to stop and check to make sure I didn't have any homework due tomorrow. FML


I agree, your life sucks (20292) - you deserved it (3613)

On 11/24/2015 at 1:34am - intimacy - by helpme (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, my boyfriend was diagnosed with a UTI. He thought men can only get UTIs by "catching" them from a woman, so he blamed me for it. FML


I agree, your life sucks (20596) - you deserved it (1587)

On 11/14/2015 at 4:12am - health - by Darth Spasticus (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I opened up to my best friend about my depression. Her response: "If you're so depressed, why don't you just kill yourself?" FML


I agree, your life sucks (28381) - you deserved it (1968)

On 11/13/2015 at 10:51am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Netherlands (Limburg)

Today, I had the mother of a five year old come in for parent teacher conferences. When I told her that her son was very smart, but he often made up fantastical stories about his home life, she burst into tears. She then ran out of my office crying, "I knew it! I knew he was a sociopath!" FML


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On 11/13/2015 at 2:06am - work - by nothowscienceworks - United States (California)

Today, I asked my school counselor in strict confidence for advice on how to help a friend of mine, who has bulimia. When I got home, I found out that "someone" had called my parents and told them that I'm bulimic. They won't believe the truth. FML


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On 11/06/2015 at 4:23pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was suffering from acid reflux. I was told that drinking water laced with baking soda would help. Nope, all it did was create a huge belch that made me vomit all over myself. FML


I agree, your life sucks (20264) - you deserved it (3317)

On 11/04/2015 at 1:26pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, was the first time giving head to my boyfriend. He couldn't finish, so I tried a handjob. In the end he kind of pushed my hand away so he could finish himself off. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24145) - you deserved it (6327)

On 11/01/2015 at 10:13pm - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I discovered that I don't have enough financial aid to continue going to college past this semester. I'm one semester away from graduating. FML

Today, I went to a costume contest as Jon Snow from Game of Thrones. I won, which was nice, until I was told that the only flaws in my "Samwell Tarly" outfit were my long hair and wrong sword. FML


I agree, your life sucks (20001) - you deserved it (2584)

On 10/29/2015 at 3:43pm - misc - by Fat Jon - Mexico (Distrito Federal)

Today, my long time girlfriend flew across the country to visit. My asshat roommate decided to introduce himself to her while I was in the bathroom. She left and won't answer my calls. He won't tell me what he said to her. FML

Today, my soon to be ex-wife told her friends that we're getting a divorce because I'm physically abusive. I guess that sounded better than the truth: that she waited 8 months into her pregnancy to tell me that the child probably isn't even mine. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27810) - you deserved it (1578)

On 10/21/2015 at 7:40am - love - by Anonymous (man) -

Today, I went to my cousin's house. I left my bag on the couch as my aunt instructed, only for my cousin to take it and throw it into the swimming pool. My laptop, textbooks and notes were soaked. My exam is in a week, and my aunt won't punish her perfect little angel. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28763) - you deserved it (1655)

On 10/14/2015 at 9:21am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I got banned from a suicide prevention forum for "attention seeking." FML

Today, I walked in on my sister shoving her vibrating phone into her privates. Can't erase that image. FML


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On 10/06/2015 at 7:46am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, my mother felt the need to remind me not to fall in love with a fictional character. After laughing and reassuring her that I knew the difference between fiction and reality, she replied, "You know, honey, sometimes I'm not so sure." FML


I agree, your life sucks (21670) - you deserved it (3576)

On 09/28/2015 at 12:05am - love - by DontBeRude (woman) - United States (California)

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