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ValLuvzU

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 11 November 1997 (16 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 122
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About ValLuvzU : hi....If you love something let it go.
If it comes back to you,it's yours.
If it doesn't,it never was

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Today, I realized that no matter what I accomplish in life, I'll always be remembered for being the son of a woman so stupid that she claimed she used to be Elvis Presley's mistress. She was still an infant when he died. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43279) - you deserved it (2916)

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