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by Illinoisgirl / 02/14/2012 at 9:29am / Hungary (Budapest) / Love
Today, my fiancé has been jumping out of closets and from around corners with a video camera, trying to catch me naked. He says he wants to post a video online so his old high school friends can "rate" me. I'm now afraid to get intimate, shower, or even change my clothes in my own home. FML
by Anonymous / 10/19/2011 at 2:19pm / United States (Minnesota) / Love
by Anonymous / 09/04/2011 at 1:41am / United States / Love
by the girlfriend / 08/26/2011 at 6:41am / United Kingdom / Love
Today, a girl came into my salon to permanently straighten her really long and curly hair. After several long hours, I went to the counter to charge her. She ran out faster than an Olympic runner. FML
by theultimatesalonfail / 08/14/2011 at 8:47pm / United States / Work
Today, I was walking to get ice-cream with my boyfriend. When we were ordering our cone, the girl who was scooping it said to my boyfriend, "Hey I know you! You're the one who slept with my sister-in-law the other night." FML
by the2girls / 08/09/2011 at 12:08pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love
Today, I found out my new Commanding Officer is my ex-wife's new boyfriend. We're going on a two year tour at sea in two weeks. The reason we got a divorce is that she couldn't handle being tied down with someone in the Navy. FML
by Drunken Sailor / 06/27/2011 at 3:20pm / United States (New York) / Love
by nofriends / 06/01/2011 at 12:28am / Japan (Tokyo) / Miscellaneous
by anonymous / 03/28/2011 at 2:48pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 03/26/2011 at 6:26pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy
by Albert06 / 03/14/2011 at 5:26pm / France / Love
Today, my mom and I tried out Just Dance 2 on the Wii. When we both threw out our hands at the same time, my mom's Wii remote hit my hand and ripped my finger nail. As I stared at the bloody, half hanging off nail, my mom muttered, "You should have stayed in your dance space." FML
by Winchesterlover / 02/05/2011 at 1:41pm / United States (California) / Geek
by fmlalways / 01/22/2011 at 8:00am / United Kingdom (Derbyshire) / Intimacy
by alaskan1989 / 01/21/2011 at 8:27pm / United States (Alaska) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 01/15/2011 at 8:34pm / United States (Maryland) / Transportation
- 1Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 2Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's… 3Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his…