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V461N4
  • Town/Country : woodstock, america
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 11 March 1995 (18 years)
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Today, I begged my husband to take me to the ER cause my stomach hurt so bad I thought I was gonna die. He told me to go sit on the toilet and stop being a drama queen. I drove myself to the hospital just in time for my appendix to burst. I almost died because my husband was busy playing xbox. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43793) - you deserved it (2869)

On 02/26/2010 at 7:55am - health - by Jeri (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my 7 year old brother decided that it would be fun to cut off my hair. I woke from a long nap after working the late shift, to about 15 inches of my long blonde hair all over my bed and floor. I now have bloody bald spots and really choppy hair about 3 inches long. He got away with it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39723) - you deserved it (2222)

On 11/02/2009 at 3:04pm - misc - by baldygirl (woman) - United States (Texas)



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