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Today, Ma Ouse Got Robbed. Tey Left A Note: ( Next Time, We Steal Yur Souls. ) Mega FML


I agree, your life sucks (38172) - you deserved it (3362)

On 07/18/2011 at 12:26am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, my boyfriend tried to tell me that he was worried our child might not be mine because he was cheating on me when I got pregnant . FML


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On 06/29/2011 at 7:52pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

2day ma girlfriend and I were taking a sower togeter!! We were fooling around wen se takes te sower ead and starts spraying ma penis wit it!! I asked er "wat are you doing?" Her response: "I'm watering it to make it grow." FML


I agree, your life sucks (60398) - you deserved it (12624)

On 05/29/2011 at 10:04am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, after fifth block, I decidd to go fir a little walk. Apparently so did mah boyfriend and best friend. I found them together under the stairs with her head in his crotch. She said she was looking fir her contacts. His pants were pulld down. FML


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On 05/18/2011 at 12:03pm - intimacy - by levi69 (woman) - United States (New York)

Today , I was trying to convince a friend that even though I'm blonde , I'm not the oblivious or stupid moron everyone apparently thinks I am. Then I smackd face-first into a glass door. FML


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On 05/05/2011 at 4:01pm - misc - by Blondie (woman) - Lebanon (Beyrouth)

Today, I witnessed two women in a catfight, ripping clothes off each other. This would have been great if the two women weren't mah mom and mah grandma. FML


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On 04/25/2011 at 9:07am - misc - by Danny -

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