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UtterCatastrophe
  • Town/Country : USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 26 January 1989 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 598
  • Number of comments : 62
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, my house got robbed. They left a note: "Next time, we steal your souls." FML

#17156963 (361)

I agree, your life sucks (29522) - you deserved it (2269)

On 07/18/2011 at 12:26am - misc - by anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, my boyfriend tried to tell me that he was worried our child might not be mine because he was cheating on me when I got pregnant. FML

#16912974 (483)

I agree, your life sucks (49530) - you deserved it (4529)

On 06/29/2011 at 7:52pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, my girlfriend and I were taking a shower together. We were fooling around when she takes the shower head and starts spraying my penis with it. I asked her "what are you doing?" Her response: "I'm watering it to make it grow." FML

#16399874 (47)

I agree, your life sucks (49719) - you deserved it (9500)

On 05/29/2011 at 10:04am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, after fifth block, I decided to go for a little walk. Apparently so did my boyfriend and best friend. I found them together under the stairs with her head in his crotch. She said she was looking for her contacts. His pants were pulled down. FML

#16237005 (272)

I agree, your life sucks (41168) - you deserved it (2766)

On 05/18/2011 at 12:03pm - intimacy - by levi69 (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was trying to convince a friend that even though I'm blonde, I'm not the oblivious or stupid moron everyone apparently thinks I am. Then I smacked face-first into a glass door. FML

#16057186 (213)

I agree, your life sucks (8329) - you deserved it (5095)

On 05/05/2011 at 4:01pm - misc - by Blondie (woman) - Lebanon (Beyrouth)

Today, I witnessed two women in a catfight, ripping clothes off each other. This would have been great if the two women weren't my mom and my grandma. FML

#15917525 (150)

I agree, your life sucks (31629) - you deserved it (2870)

On 04/25/2011 at 9:07am - misc - by Danny -