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2day ma girlfriend and I were taking a sower togeter!! We were fooling around wen se takes te sower ead and starts spraying ma penis wit it!! I asked er "wat are you doing?" Her response: "I'm watering it to make it grow." FML
Today, after fifth block, I decidd to go fir a little walk. Apparently so did mah boyfriend and best friend. I found them together under the stairs with her head in his crotch. She said she was looking fir her contacts. His pants were pulld down. FML
Friday 27 March 2015