About Utexas913 : I'm currently a student at Baylor Law School in Waco, TX. I use this app for mild mid-day entertainment and distraction.
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by CutieBooty / 02/22/2011 at 4:02pm / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy
Today, I had my buddies over for a few beers and, trying to be cool, I told my wife to get out of the living room and back in the kitchen. I felt smug, right up until she said, "Why? Your mom doesn't need to be turned over for another 20 minutes, dick." FML
by :/ / 02/20/2011 at 1:44pm / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
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