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Town/Country : Waco, TX, United States
Title : Mister
Birth Date : Tuesday 7 October 1986 (25 years)
Number of visits : 375
Number of comments : 29
Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Utexas913 : I'm currently a student at Baylor Law School in Waco, TX. I use this app for mild mid-day entertainment and distraction.

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Today, after some passionate love making with my husband, I accidentally farted on his leg. He shrieked and frantically began shaking his leg while screaming, "Get it off! Get it off!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14685) - you deserved it (22489)

On 02/22/2011 at 4:02pm - intimacy - by CutieBooty (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I had my buddies over for a few beers and, trying to be cool, I told my wife to get out of the living room and back in the kitchen. I felt smug, right up until she said, "Why? Your mom doesn't need to be turned over for another 20 minutes, dick." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (4992) - you deserved it (67647)

On 02/20/2011 at 1:44pm - misc - by :/ - Canada (Alberta)

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